All’s Weird That Ends Weird

Producer Smurf: “I can’t believe you were the one smurfing all this mischief, Papa Smurf!”
Papa Smurf: “Well you know, it gets boring in the mushroom village sometimes. And I would have smurfed away with it if not for you meddling cats.”
Producer Smurf: “Why did you smurf most of your pranks on me? Is it because you smurf I have the best sense of humor?”
Papa Smurf: “Well not really, no.”

Papa Smurf: “Well I’d best be smurfing off before Gargamel smurfs I’m gone and does something irrational. Ta-ta!”
Bugs Bunny: “So long, Doc! Don’t be a stranger!”

Spicoli: “Well, at least that little Popeye cosplayer wizard dude put everything back the way it was before he started punking us.”
Producer Smurf: “I’m sure Papa Smurf just did this to smurf me some kind of life lesson. It was really quite smurfy of him to take such an interest.”
Lulu: “Good job bluffing that little guy with your fake wizard school curriculum, Chaplin. You trolled the troll.”
Chaplin: “Yeah, it’s never a good idea to try to out-troll a cat.”Spicoli: “Papa Smurf seems a little bit … Well, let’s just say I see where you get it from, dude.”
Producer Smuf: “Huh? Where I get what? What are you smurfing about?”
Lulu: “That was good timing. How did you and Kosmo know where to find us?”
Mouse: “Oh I have a tracking device and webcam in Spicoli’s glasses. We were watching the whole thing over at Kosmo’s house.”
Producer Smurf: “Spicoli, what do you mean? Where do I get what from? My hat? You’re talking about my hat, right?”
Spicoli: “Dude! You didn’t tell me you were spying on me!”
Mouse: “It’s not spying. It’s surveilling. Anyway I did tell you would be chaperoning them. What did you think I meant?”
Spicoli: “I just figured you send me because I’m the responsible one, dude.”

Spicoli: “Dudes, try not to fall all over each other agreeing with me on that.”
Kosmo: “So, um, who would like to come back to Finland with me? You can pick up the others and then all fly home on  your enchanted frisbee.”
Lulu: “Others? Who else is at your house?”

Meanwhile, in Finland …

Vermin: “HISSS! There’s not a single grub in this snack bar! Not one!”
Producer Smurf (via surveillance): “You mean while I was getting smurfed into vegetables an Chaplin was excavating troll ear wax, the rest of you were smurfing in front of a nice warm fire?!”
Mr. Nibbles: “Are you sorry you missed out on that adventure, Charlee?”
Charlee: “Not even a little bit.”

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