The Oceanside Animals
And their imaginary friends
Visiting Hours
Lulu: “What’s the first thing you’re going to do when we get to Kosmo’s house, Chaplin?”
Chaplin: “I’m going to wash off all this troll ear wax. What about you?”
Producer Smurf: “You smurf the least smurfy airline ever. What kind of airline doesn’t smurf seats for its customers?”
Mouse: “This isn’t an airline and you’re not a customer. You just climbed aboard uninvited.”
Spicoli: “Boy that turtle sure gets around.”
Kosmo: “I will get you some shampoo and warm water at the house, Chaplin.”
Chaplin: “Shampoo? Warm water? That’s crazy talk. I’m going to get Charlee to groom me.”
Lulu: “Are you sure Charlee is going to want to groom you when you’re covered in troll ear wax?”
Chaplin: “Of course. Charlee worships the ground I walk on.”
Producer Smurf: “I’m going to smurf you a bad review on Yelp.”
Mouse: “You do that.”
Later …
Kosmo: “I hope everybody is warm enough!”
Producer Smurf: “I thought you said you were going to smurf a belly rub.”
Lulu: “I am. I’m getting a belly rub from that nice toasty fire.”
Spicoli: “Does that door thing open? Can we make s’mores?”
Chaplin: “Doesn’t that fire make you want to snuggle and groom each other?”
Charlee: “I’m not grooming all that troll ear wax out of your fur. Maybe you should get closer to the fire and melt it away.”
Kosmo: “No, don’t do that, Chaplin! Troll ear wax is highly flammable.”
Mouse: “Where’s Vermin?”
Mr. Nibbles: “She said she had to run an errand.”
Mouse: “Just as well. There probably wouldn’t have been room in this panel for her anyway.”
That evening …
Charlee: “Bye Kosmo! Thanks for your hospitality!”
Chaplin: “And for your help exposing that so-called troll wizard!”
Kosmo: “You’re welcome! We tuxedo cats have to stick together! Now, are you sure you’ve got everything you’re taking with you?”
Lulu: “Yep, all our friends are aboard. And so is Producer Smurf.”
Producer Smurf & Vermin: “Hey!”
After boarding is complete …
Kosmo: “Are you sure that giant leather Frisbee can carry all of you?”
Mouse: “Well, we’ve never had a problem before. It is super loaded up with passengers this time, though …”
Mr. Nibbles: “I’m pretty small.”
Charlee: “I’m pretty small too.”
Producer Smurf: “I’m smallest of all.”
Chaplin: “I helped unmask Papa Smurf, so I get to stay.”
Spicoli: “I have my own ways of defying gravity, dude.”
Kosmo: “All right then! Safe travels!”
Mouse: “Okay, well, that didn’t work. Is anyone carrying any contraband or excess carry-on baggage?”
Mr. Nibbles: “No.”
Charlee: “No.”
Chaplin: “No.”
Spicoli: “No.”
Lulu: “No.”
Producer Smurf: “No.”
Mouse: “Vermin?”
Vermin: “HISSS! Nasty mouse! Why are you singling me out?”
Mouse: “Because you’re the one neither answering questions nor rambling on about how light you are.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Well as you can see I’m carrying nothing in my paws. So there.”
Spicoli: “What about in your pouch, dude?”
Shortly thereafter …
Lulu: “So long, Kosmo! Thanks again!”
Kosmo: “How am I supposed to get this thing out of the yard?”
Spicoli: “Dude, why were you carrying an anvil around in your pouch?”
Vermin: “HISSS! I heard Finland has the best heavy metal so I thought maybe I could take some home and sell it.”
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Are you at home already? It was so nice to meet you all and you are always welcome back. That anvil, it is still on the yard, dad has not seen it yet, and maybe I bring to Vermin, who knows.
Kosmo
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Good to see you’re still so modest, Chaplin – I wonder what Charlee will say about worshipping the ground you walk on as you trail behind troll ear wax. I don’t think he’d agree. I hope you’ve shampooed that fur of yours.
It’s not your fault you mixed up your heavy metals, Vermin 😂Bye dudes, have a safe trip – get ready for some raving and moshing in Finland! xx
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Kosmo, you are a good host. But we umm, we didn’t see, um, food. Did you feed everyone? If we come to visit we will have to have food. XOX Lucy and Xena
Pee Ess: We will be glad when everyone lands safely.
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We were eating before resting by the fire. No cat, or, dog can forget food,.
You are also welcome always.
Kosmo
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I think I’d take the heavy metal instead of the troll ear wax too!
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That was a good idea to take the heavy metal.
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An anvil??OMC/OMC!
What ever…Vermin did you think to fly low or something??
See ya’ll later!
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