Overheard Around The Conference Room

Lulu: “I suppose you’re all wondering why I called this meeting.”
Producer Smurf: “I was already here smurfing the Smurfs movie for the smurfteenth time.”
Charlee: “We were batting a ball around and it rolled in here.”
Vermin: “HISS! I’m not here because you called me. I was sleeping in the recessed lights and when you turned them on it heated up my tuchus a little.”
Spicoli: “Oh, so that’s why it smells funny in here?”

Producer Smurf: “They smurfed me to the direct the movie but I smurfed them no. I smurfed them it was way too commercial for me. I’m an artist, not a hack.”
Spicoli: “There I lit some patchouli incense. That’ll cover up the roasted opossum smell.”
Mouse: “You’re not actually fooling anyone, Spicoli.”
Spicoli: “I have no idea what you’re talking about, dude.”
Lulu: “Didn’t anyone come here because of me calling a meeting? Don’t you ever look at the shared calendar?”
Chaplin: “If you want us to pay attention to the calendar you need to liven it up a little. Maybe hang a few feathers off it.”
Mr. Nibbles: “I looked at the calendar, Miss Lulu.”

Mouse: “I looked at the calendar too, Lulu, but I must have missed the meeting request what with all the entries for “sleep under the bed” and “chase squirrels” and “get belly rubs”.
Lulu: “It’s important to prioritize tasks on your calendar.”
Producer Smurf: “Plus, you know, I was too busy to get involved in their stupid movie.”
Charlee: “Too busy doing what?”
Producer Smurf: “Vanity Smurf had smurfed me to film him staring at himself in the mirror for a month.”
Chaplin: “That sounds pretty epic.”
Producer Smurf: “Yeah, I hoped it would smurf some awards, but—”
Chaplin: “Epically boring! Burn!”
Vermin: “HISS! Stoner dog! Shut off your smoke machine! It’s getting in my eyes! This isn’t a Pink Floyd concert!”
Spicoli: “Ooh! Dude! Good call!”

Lulu: “All right, this meeting is getting way off track. So the reason I called it is because of this voice mail I found on Dada’s phone. Here’s the transcription so you can all read it yourselves.”


Vermin: “HISS! I was not saying you should make it a Pink Floyd concert.”
Spicoli: “Of course that’s what you were saying.”
Lulu: “So what do you think? It says some random person is our CEO. This seems like something we should investigate, right?”
Mr. Nibbles: “I think we should have been issued safety goggles for this meeting.”
Mouse: “I think it seems like something Dennis would have investigated.”
Lulu: “Does that mean yes?”
Mouse: “It means I assume you won’t listen to me if I say no.”

9 Comments on “Overheard Around The Conference Room

  1. We definitely think you should investigate this. It sounds like somebody in pawlitics is messing with you, and that NEVER ends well!!
    xoxo,
    Rosy, Jakey & Arty

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  2. Lulu, we think it is time for you to channel Dennis for some guidance on how to deal with this dilemma.

    Woos, Lightning and Timber

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  3. *cough cough* smoke machines look good but it’s a bit much for that enclosed room. Maybe a disco ball and some strobe lights instead?

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