Gotcha Where We Wantcha


Delivery Man: “I’ve got a package for ‘The Hipster Kitties’ and a ‘Lulu’.”
Hipsters: “That’s us!”
Lulu: “You can leave it there in the Neutral Zone.”
Delivery Man: “The what?”
Lulu: “I mean the front step.”
Delivery Man: “Oh, right.”

Soon …


Spicoli: “Do I smell cake?”
Lulu: “Yes, but you can’t have any yet. We’re waiting for the others.”


Producer Smurf: “Smurfy cake. Smurf me a piece.”
Charlee: “Not yet. We’re waiting for the others.”


Sky Turtle: “Greetings, mammals.”
Producer Smurf: “Okay, the turtle is here. Now can I smurf some cake?”
Lulu: “Not yet.”


Mr. Nibbles: “Happy Gotcha Day, friends!”
Producer Smurf: “Okay Mr. Nibbles is here. Now can I smurf some cake?”
Charlee: “We’re still waiting for the others.”
Spicoli: “So what’s going on here, dudes? Are you throwing yourselves a party?”
Lulu: “I’m throwing a party for the Hipsters and they’re throwing a party for me.”


Producer Smurf: “Okay the mouse is here. Now can I smurf some cake?”
Spicoli: “Dude, you may as well stop asking that.”
Mouse: “Where did the cake come from? Did you bake it?”
Lulu: “No, it was delivered.”


Vermin: “HISSS! I’m here! The party can start now!”
Producer Smurf: “Okay Vermin is here. Now can I smurf some cake?”
Mouse: “Has it been properly decontaminated?”
Lulu: “How do you decontaminate a cake?”



Charlee: “Chaplin! The whole cake? Really?”
Chaplin: “I decontaminated it. You’re welcome.”
Spicoli: “Dude, you even ate the plastic ‘Happy Gotcha Day’ thing. Tucker would be so proud.”
Easter Bunny: “Happy Easter! I brought eggs!”
Mouse: “Who invited the outsider? Now we have to decontaminate the whole room!”
Producer Smurf: “I can’t believe I smurfed all the way from my mushroom house on the patio for this.”

13 thoughts on “Gotcha Where We Wantcha

  1. If you’ve learned nothing else from this, you now know to never set a whole cake in front of Chaplin. Happy gotcha days, Lulu, Charlee, and Chaplin, who is probably in the litter box by now.


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