The Oceanside Animals
And their imaginary friends
Dogcestry
Mouse: “What are you looking at, Lulu?”
Lulu: “Oh it’s that app Dada has that says I look like I’m 61% Australian shepherd and 39% border collie.”
Mouse: “Everyone does agree that you’re probably part Aussie. You’ve got the fur and the blaze on your nose.”
Lulu: “But what about my accent?”
Mouse: “Accent? You haven’t got an accent.”
Lulu: “Right. But I probably should.”
Lulu (imitating a bad Australian accent): “Liyyke maybe I should talk liyyke this?”
Mouse: “Oh please don’t.”
Lulu (imitating a bad Australian accent): “Too right, cobber.”
Lulu: “Now, I saw that border collies come from Scotland …”
Mouse: “I’m already afraid of where this might be going.”
Lulu: “… so I made myself bagpipes from a stuffie honker and a recorder and this weird flute I found under Spicoli’s mat. Want to hear me play a song?”
Mouse: “This stay-at-home order can’t end soon enough.”
Spicoli: “Dude. Not cool.”
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You are so handsome, Lulu…. That’s a sure sign you’re are truly Aussie!!! Woof… 🙂
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Yes! We want to hear you play the bagpipe thingie you made Lulu. Xox Lucy and Xena
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Lockdown can definitely make critters a little cuckoo. Looks like it’s happening over there, too…
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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{Snorf} Trust us, Lulu, you’re 100% adorable. Not sure if there’s an instrument for that but feel free to sing it from the rooftops! We may join you.
Your fur-iends,
Elsa & Norman 🐾
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I think you are adorable…your smile says it all. We, also, are very tired of the stay-at-home order. Boomer, Mindy and MOM and DAD
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Yore a geeneus Lulu!! Maybee use yore mew baggypipess an barkin to chase Corona away!!
An wee think yore Dogcestry iss purrfect what efurr you are!! Yore wunderfull…
**purrss** BellaDharma
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We don’t care if you are Aussie or Scottish, you sure are beautiful. And we always admire your beautiful floofy tail.
Woos, Lightning and Timber
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You are too funny. You need a doggy DNA test.
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Dixie here: I am part border collie. What are those bag pipes you talk about. A toy for me to play with?? 🐾🐾🐾
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Lu, you are one adorable puppers no matter where your genes come from! BOL!
Hey, good thingie that ‘bagpipe’ is legal here in CA! hehehee
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
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Lulu we think you are 100% American and are beautiful no matter where you come from. It would be interesting to get a DNA test to see for sure what you are made of. We had ours done and weren’t surprised by what we saw.
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BOL! We would love to hear you smok…we mean play those bagpipes Lulu!!
xoxo,
Rosy, Jakey & Arty
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BOL! You are SO cute, no matter your heritage!
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Are you guys going to track down your blood line, maybe find some long lost relatives? You might inherit a small fortune. But definitely work on the accent, Lulu. Plenty of time to polish up on the Oz vocals during lockdown. There’s probably an app for that too! 😉
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