Dogcestry

Mouse: “What are you looking at, Lulu?”
Lulu: “Oh it’s that app Dada has that says I look like I’m 61% Australian shepherd and 39% border collie.”

Mouse: “Everyone does agree that you’re probably part Aussie. You’ve got the fur and the blaze on your nose.”
Lulu: “But what about my accent?”
Mouse: “Accent? You haven’t got an accent.”
Lulu: “Right. But I probably should.”

Lulu (imitating a bad Australian accent): “Liyyke maybe I should talk liyyke this?”
Mouse: “Oh please don’t.”
Lulu (imitating a bad Australian accent): “Too right, cobber.”

Lulu: “Now, I saw that border collies come from Scotland …”
Mouse: “I’m already afraid of where this might be going.”

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Lulu: “… so I made myself bagpipes from a stuffie honker and a recorder and this weird flute I found under Spicoli’s mat. Want to hear me play a song?”
Mouse: “This stay-at-home order can’t end soon enough.”
Spicoli: “Dude. Not cool.”

14 thoughts on “Dogcestry

  1. Lulu we think you are 100% American and are beautiful no matter where you come from. It would be interesting to get a DNA test to see for sure what you are made of. We had ours done and weren’t surprised by what we saw.

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  2. Are you guys going to track down your blood line, maybe find some long lost relatives? You might inherit a small fortune. But definitely work on the accent, Lulu. Plenty of time to polish up on the Oz vocals during lockdown. There’s probably an app for that too! 😉

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