Carpet Turtle: “That infernal lung-powered device of yours popped all my balloons, mammal.”
Lulu: “I know. Sorry.”
Carpet Turtle: “Now I’m stuck here on the ground. Even the little pointy-eared mammals are higher up than me.”
Lulu: “I know. Sorry.”
Chaplin: “That’s right!”
Charlee: “We win!”
Carpet Turtle: “Now I can’t move around and fly off wherever I want whenever I want. Do you have any idea what that’s like?”
Lulu: “…..”
Carpet Turtle: “You’re going to buy me new balloons, right?”
Lulu: “I’m not sure how. I haven’t got any green papers.”
Carpet Turtle: “A lack of green papers never stopped Dennis.”
Mr. Nibbles: “Actually, friend turtle, a lack of green papers stopped Dennis all the time.”
Chaplin: “Maybe you could take your bagpipes out and busk on a street corner.”
Charlee: “A very distant street corner.”
Spicoli: “Ahhh! Dudes! The governor is about to be eaten by a bear!”
Later …
Lulu: “Hmm, economic relief from Facebook for The Oceanside Animals …”
The Oceanside Animals 
We just got that is a “Carpet” turtle. Is that as opposed to a hard wood floor turtle? Lulu, let us know if that economic relief thing works out. Maybe we can apply for our “Port Royal Subdivision” relief!
XOX Xena and Lucy
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Where balloons are concerned, I am NOT in favor. Those things are scary!
Love and licks and GAH,
Cupcake
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Oh I agree, those balloons are scary!
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Hey Lulu…we got that same economic help offer. Norman barked #fakenews and Elsa just rolled over to continue her nap.
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That would be nice-economic relief for you 🙂
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Poor turtle. He will just have to use his legs like everyone else does.
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Mee-yow Carpet Turtle what ’bout a sailin boat???
**purrss** BellaDharma
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Maybe he could rent Dennis’s magic flying coaster.
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Lightning says NO balloons anywhere near him!!!! They are super scary. But that turtle can ride on his back!
Woos, Lightning and Timber
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Lulu. Let us know how that economic relief program works out. 🐾🐾🐾
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You need a magic flying carpet!! Thought you had one of those??
How on earth did you get Charlee and Chaplin up there…wait, PS did it right?? MOL!
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Sorry turtle dude. If you needs a lift, I am sure I could do it….I once carried a whole keg on my back at the NYE pawty! Hey, how did you kittehs gets up there anyhu??? Ma has the Gov on too, butts I never noticed that he was in danger from the Grizzly! BOL!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
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For what it’s worth, Turtle, I’d say Lulu did you a favour with those balloons. There’s a lot to be said for keeping your four feet, and belly, firmly connected to the ground.
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Uh oh….now that is something Dennis would do, Lulu…It could go either way…but it’s worth a try!!
xoxo,
Rosy, Jakey & Arty
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Carpet turtle got a chuckle out of me!
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