Chaplin: “You guys look comfy. Can I join you?”
Lulu: “Sorry. You cannot be admitted to the club at this time.”
Chaplin: “Why not?”
Lulu: “Read the sign?”
Chaplin: “‘Riffraff’? Are you suggesting that I’m riffraff? Why?”
Charlee: “Because you like to jump on me and not let me up until I squawk.”
Chaplin: “That’s just good clean fun.”
Charlee: “Uh-huh. That’s exactly the sort of thing riffraff would say.”
Lulu: “And also because you like to sneak up on me and behave in a suspicious manner when I’m sleeping. Plus you steal my treats.”
Chaplin: “Supposing I just come past your velvet rope anyway? What then?”
Lulu: “Then I outweigh you by about 40 pounds.”
Chaplin: “Well that’s not fair, using your size advantage against me.”
Charlee: “Uh-huh. Say, Chaplin, are you bigger than me?”
Chaplin: “Yes, but what’s that got to do with …”
Chaplin: “Fine, I’ll come back later.”
Lulu: “Next time bring snacks.”
Charlee: “ZZzzzZZZzzz”
The Oceanside Animals 
https://www.iltalehti.fi/iltvluontojaelaimet/a/ee9edc3e-dfac-48ec-b034-7c9cf9b2de9b
In this link you will see a dog named Roosa, and she must be related to your Lulu. I hope the link will open.
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Lulu: “Aww! That Roosa does seem like a very sweet dog! I would love to meet her!”
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Yes, and she loves everybody, just like you, Lulu.
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Joe Jackson sang something about difFURent for girls…..
H&K,
NAK and The Little Blonde
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Bringing treats the next time is a guaranteed ticket for admittance (or so we’re told).
Your fur-iends,
Norman & Elsa 🐾
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Girls just wanna have fun…and snooze!
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BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!
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Heelareeus post Lulu an Charlee~~ mee sure Chaplin iss furry confused now!!
Maybee hee will start a man cat club???
Happy nappiess to all of youss’!!
**purrss** BellaDharma
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Well, we girls all know – girls rule and boys drool:)
Woos – Misty
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Girls Clubs are awesome! Girls Rule! Boys Drool. LOL
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Smart moves!
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Poor Chaplin. She may outweigh you, but your claws are sharper- just saying.
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Good plan. Safety first, girls.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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A Princess Club? Can I join? I’m a warrior princess, so I could fight off Chaplin if he tries to intrude. And maybe we could make more signs, like “trespassers will be bitten!” Whatcha think? XOX Xena
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Millie would like to join the princess club too. She wouldn’t jump on anyone either.
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That’s the way, keep the non-treat-bearing riffraff out! 😂
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Hmmmm….We may beed to form a Princess club here!!
xoxo,
Princess Rosy and Princess Sunny
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Ahahaha our girls’ ears perked up at this. They are outnumbered by their brothers and whenever we introduce them to Franklin, that’s yet another boycat!
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I guess that means that only petcretary can enter, we are all menfolk here…MOL!
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