The Oceanside Animals
And their imaginary friends
The Ice Cream Cup Of Shame
Lulu: “Why are you wearing a Cone of Shame? Were you biting yourself or something?”
Chaplin: “It’s not a Cone of Shame. Cones of Shame are for dogs. It’s an ice cream cup with cat food smeared on the inside.”
Lulu: “All right, but why are you wearing it on your head?”
Chaplin: “Because I didn’t get all the cat food out of it yet.”
Lulu: “Doesn’t that make it hard to see? Aren’t you afraid you’ll bump into something?”
Chaplin: “No. I don’t need eyes and ears to find my way around. I have other preternatural cat senses.”
Lulu: “Such as?”
Chaplin: “Finely tuned and highly sensitive whiskers, for one.”
Lulu: “You do realize your finely tuned and highly sensitive whiskers are also inside the cup, right?”
Chaplin: “I said FOR ONE.”
Later …
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Oh my, your day is about to get really interesting!
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Apparently your sense of smell is also hidden in the cup, Chaplin. Hope you like baths — lots of them. XOX Xena and Lucy
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OOOOPPPPS!!!
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Ahahaha, hopefully you can turn and run fast enough, Chaplin!
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We do hope you eventually got all the food out of the cup and got it off your head, Chaplin.
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Oh no, Chaplin – we sure hope you didn’t have an unfortunate meetup with one of those stinky skunks!!!
Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber
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Meow wow Chaplin you just bumped inn to a Skunk!! Maybee hee will bee nice an not spray you….may yore Creem Cone of Yummy will scare him off! Mee sure hopess so! Man you get yoreself innto sum scarey situationss!
**purrss** BellaDharma an ((huggiess)) LadyMew
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The bucket on the head always seems like a good idea at first. And delicious for a while. It never ends well, though…
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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You poor kitty- I hope the ice cream was good 🙂
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Drat…foiled again!
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BOL!!! OMD, I wouldn’t mind THAT kind of cone-o-shame! Though, I thinks maybe it’s time to take it off your heads…and take a tomato juice bath….
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
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Um…I think you have a stinky problem Chaplin!
Dd Lulu set you up??
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