The Ice Cream Cup Of Shame

Lulu: “Why are you wearing a Cone of Shame? Were you biting yourself or something?”
Chaplin: “It’s not a Cone of Shame. Cones of Shame are for dogs. It’s an ice cream cup with cat food smeared on the inside.”

Lulu: “All right, but why are you wearing it on your head?”
Chaplin: “Because I didn’t get all the cat food out of it yet.”

Lulu: “Doesn’t that make it hard to see? Aren’t you afraid you’ll bump into something?”
Chaplin: “No. I don’t need eyes and ears to find my way around. I have other preternatural cat senses.”
Lulu: “Such as?”
Chaplin: “Finely tuned and highly sensitive whiskers, for one.”

Lulu: “You do realize your finely tuned and highly sensitive whiskers are also inside the cup, right?”
Chaplin: “I said FOR ONE.”

Later …

12 Comments on “The Ice Cream Cup Of Shame

  1. Oh no, Chaplin – we sure hope you didn’t have an unfortunate meetup with one of those stinky skunks!!!

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber

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  2. Meow wow Chaplin you just bumped inn to a Skunk!! Maybee hee will bee nice an not spray you….may yore Creem Cone of Yummy will scare him off! Mee sure hopess so! Man you get yoreself innto sum scarey situationss!
    **purrss** BellaDharma an ((huggiess)) LadyMew

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  3. BOL!!! OMD, I wouldn’t mind THAT kind of cone-o-shame! Though, I thinks maybe it’s time to take it off your heads…and take a tomato juice bath….
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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