The Oceanside Animals
And their imaginary friends
My Cousin Pepe
Skunk: “Got a container stuck on your head, huh? Tough break.”
Chaplin: “I already told you, it’s not stuck, there’s just a little bit of food still in it that I have gotten yet.”
Skunk: “You told me that? Sorry, I must have forgotten. Hey you know what, my cousin Pepe got a soup can stuck on his head once and a range had to rescue him.”
Chaplin: “It’s not stuck. I could take it off any time. And what are you talking about? We don’t have a cousin Pepe.”
Mr. Nibbles: “???”
Skunk: “Sure we do. He’s from France.”
Chaplin: “What? How did you find a cousin Pepe from France? Have you been on Ancestry.com without telling me?”
Skunk: “Everybody knows cousin Pepe. He’s a notoriously smooth operator.”
Chaplin: “Well, I never heard of him. He doesn’t sound that smooth, getting his head stuck in a soup can.”
Skunk: “Says the skunk with his head in an ice cream cup.”
Chaplin: “Seriously, I could pop it off my head any time I wanted! And ‘Skunk’ is your nickname, not mine!”
Mr. Nibbles: “Should we tell him?”
Spicoli: “I’m not getting close enough to involve myself in that conversation, dude.”
Skunk: “Sounds like somebody needs to learn to accept who he is. Anyway, are we done here? I was busy foraging for grubs when you started bothering me.”
Chaplin: “Foraging for grubs? Why are you foraging for grubs? If you’re hungry, just come back inside and have some cat food.”
Skunk: “Yeah all right.”
Spicoli: “Uh-oh.”
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Ummmm….. Maybe a little peek out of the container before going back in for the rest of the goodies, C. AND before you extend anymore invitations! *gulp*
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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Uh-oh sure seems right to me!
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Oreo would LOVE to come inside, but Mindy and I keep telling him NO! I don’t think Pepe and Oreo really would LIKE being inside. Just say’n. Boomer
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Hmmm, there might just be some smelly kind of kerfuffle if Skunk; let alone Pepe, takes on your invitation, Chaplin.
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We sure hope Chaplin gets that container off his head so he figures out to get back inside soon.
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Chaplin, you should not invite a skunk inside for food. I think your folks would be mad.
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And now the fun begins!!! Lulu, run and hide, quick!!!
Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber
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Uh-oh!! Didn’t you bring the invisibility tool guys? D’oh!
I’m on Ancestry.com. You guys aren’t my long lost family, are you?
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“”Psst Chaplin…that iss a S-K-U-N-K you are mee-yowin too!! Iss NOT a Kitty!!”
Guud Luck mee frend!
**purrss** BellaDharma
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Just get over it…..
Seriously, in our neighborhood we aren’t sure if it’s Pepe or The StarBarks roasting plant –
H&K,
NAK and The Little Blonde
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