Grub-A-Dub-Dub

Skunk: “This cat food is okay, but it’s not as good as grubs.”
Chaplin: “Seriously? Are you telling me I’ve been missing out on eating grubs?”

Vermin: “HISSS! Did somebody say ‘grubs’? I love grubs! Give me sone!”
Skunk: “Yes, somebody said ‘grubs’. No, I can’t give you some.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Nasty polecat! Chaplin, tell your greedy new friend to give me some grubs!”
Chaplin: “What new friend?”
Skunk: “I’m not being greedy, I just don’t have any grubs right now.”

Vermin: “HISSS! Well what are you eating from that bowl, then, if it’s not grubs?”
Skunk: “That other skunk over there invited me in for cat food. What, did you think I dug up a bunch of grubs outside and brought them inside and put them in a bowl to eat them? That would be silly.”
Vermin: “HISSS! What?! Chaplin! You’ve never invited me to share your cat food!”
Chaplin: “It’s not my cat food, it’s Charlee’s.”

Vermin: “HISSS! Nasty cat! Does your sister know you’re giving away her food?”
Chaplin: “Uhh, it’s not giving it away if she’s the one eating it.”
Vermin: “HISSS! But she’s not …”

Vermin: “HISSS! You know what? Forget I said anything.”
Producer Smurf: “Hey, Chaplin, who’s your new friend?”
Chaplin: “Why does everyone keep asking me that?”

13 Comments on “Grub-A-Dub-Dub

  1. Chaplin, you’d better get that container off your head soon so you know what’s really going on. Aren’t you getting hungry? XOX Xena and Lucy

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  2. Um….dude, I thinks it’s time to call in the fire fighters to use the jaws of life to gets that thingie off your head! Or your Sis will whack you in your sleep for givin’ her foodables to a stinky Kat!
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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