Skunkworks

Charlee: “I can’t believe you mistook a skunk for me, Chaplin.”
Producer Smurf: “I can.”
Vermin: “HISSS! So can I.”

Chaplin: “In my defense, the skunk does look like a tuxedo cat, and this ice cream cup is mostly opaque.”
Charlee: “Okay, but couldn’t you hear the difference in our voices?”

Chaplin: “This ice cream cup also kinds of muffles sound so everyone sounds alike.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Didn’t you think it was weird that ‘Charlee’ kept going on about delicious grubs?”
Charlee: “Yeah, Chaplin, what about the grubs?”
Chaplin: “I just figured you were supplementing your diet. I mean, we already eat bugs when we can catch them.”

Mr. Nibbles: “What about when the skunk was talking about that French relative you didn’t know?”
Charlee: “Yeah, Chaplin, how would I know somebody from France?”
Chaplin: “Who can keep track of all their cousins?”

Producer Smurf: “What about the smell? Couldn’t you smurf the smell?”
Charlee: “Yeah, Chaplin, what about that terrible stink?”
Chaplin: “It mostly smells like cat food inside this cup. I mean, sure, it’s a little rank by now, but I had it out in the sun, so …”
Skunk: “I’m starting to object to this line of inquiry.”
Spicoli: “What’s going on, dudes?”
Lulu: “I think we’re annoying a skunk.”
Spicoli: “Ohhh, bad idea, dudes. Bad idea.”

13 Comments on “Skunkworks

  1. Oreo is always a big helper here with his stink….BUT…we don’t EVER what to be caught in that nasty green funk! Boomer

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  2. I have never met a skunk, they don’t live over here, but I sure would like to know how they smell…or better not…MOL😸Pawkisses for a wonderful Sunday🐾😽💞

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