The Oceanside Animals
And their imaginary friends
Skunkworks
Charlee: “I can’t believe you mistook a skunk for me, Chaplin.”
Producer Smurf: “I can.”
Vermin: “HISSS! So can I.”
Chaplin: “In my defense, the skunk does look like a tuxedo cat, and this ice cream cup is mostly opaque.”
Charlee: “Okay, but couldn’t you hear the difference in our voices?”
Chaplin: “This ice cream cup also kinds of muffles sound so everyone sounds alike.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Didn’t you think it was weird that ‘Charlee’ kept going on about delicious grubs?”
Charlee: “Yeah, Chaplin, what about the grubs?”
Chaplin: “I just figured you were supplementing your diet. I mean, we already eat bugs when we can catch them.”
Mr. Nibbles: “What about when the skunk was talking about that French relative you didn’t know?”
Charlee: “Yeah, Chaplin, how would I know somebody from France?”
Chaplin: “Who can keep track of all their cousins?”
Producer Smurf: “What about the smell? Couldn’t you smurf the smell?”
Charlee: “Yeah, Chaplin, what about that terrible stink?”
Chaplin: “It mostly smells like cat food inside this cup. I mean, sure, it’s a little rank by now, but I had it out in the sun, so …”
Skunk: “I’m starting to object to this line of inquiry.”
Spicoli: “What’s going on, dudes?”
Lulu: “I think we’re annoying a skunk.”
Spicoli: “Ohhh, bad idea, dudes. Bad idea.”
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Yikes. That IS a bad idea. Maybe don’t go on and on about the stinky smell.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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I don’t think you should be raising a stink either!
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Quick, somebody tell the skunk how beautiful he is! Then lure him out back and close the door!
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Oreo is always a big helper here with his stink….BUT…we don’t EVER what to be caught in that nasty green funk! Boomer
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Better find some grubs to keep the skunk happy!
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I have never met a skunk, they don’t live over here, but I sure would like to know how they smell…or better not…MOL😸Pawkisses for a wonderful Sunday🐾😽💞
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Oh no, no, NO – don’t irk the skunk!!! We think it might be time to RUN!!!
Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber
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Risky business, this! Hahah..
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Poor Chaplin, I didn’t realize you still had that cup stuck on your head.
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Eau de Skunk is not the pleasantest aroma…and if Skunkie gets annoyed, ya’ll best vamoose in a big hurry…esp if he starts making bread like you kitties do…
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Never annoy a skunk. That’s a life lesson right there. Don’t learn it the hard way guys!
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Oh oh guys you better talk sweet to that skunk!!
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Uh…oh…back away slowly hipsters. VERY slowly!!
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