ICE Photographer: “We can’t see you.”
Charlee: “Sorry, just a second.”
ICE Photographer: “That’s better.”
Border Patrol Agent: “Okay, they’re ready for you in the interrogation room.”
ICE Interrogator: “So according to your file, you two have been detained on suspicion of smuggling catnip inside a Magic Flying Coaster.”
Charlee: “There’s been some mistake. That’s not our file.”
ICE Interrogator: “It’s not?”
Chaplin: “No, just look at the picture you’re holding. Those cats are like five foot eight inches according to the height chart. We’re not even a foot tall.”
ICE Interrogator: “Look at that, you’re right. Sorry to have bothered you.”
GPS: “BING! Please fly to highlighted route. Also, how did you get out of that? I was sure you were going to end up in the dungeon with Bugs Bunny.”
Chaplin: “You just need to know how to get humans to do your bidding. It’s something we cats are very good at.”
Charlee: “That’s why there’s a giant sketch of us in Peru.”
Meanwhile, somewhere in California …
NASCAR Driver: “Tuxedo cats on a flying circle? No, I can’t say as we’ve seen any of those around here.”
Spicoli: “Psst, dude, ask them if we can go for a ride in their car and stick our heads out the window.”
The Oceanside Animals 
Is this why cats are called sneaky? XOX Lucy and Xena
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Hooray for you, Charlee and Chaplin! We know how to outsmart humans, don’t we!
Meows and Purrs from The Cat Gang.
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The heck with NASCAR, let’s move on to CATSCAR!
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I mean – what’s the point of a road trip if there isn’t a dog head or two sticking out the window?
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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Those are a couple of clever cats to get out of jail so quickly. We hope you get your ride in the Nascar.
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Very clever kitties, giving the heat the slip!
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Doublespeak seems to be quite the things these days but I gotta admit, you guys are definitely clever and crafty.
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It was clear those other cats were much taller than you 2.
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Mew mew mew guud one Charlee an Chaplin!! You BAMM-Booze-eld THAT Broder Dude! Well dun!
An Lulu an Spicoli did you get to go zoomin inn THE Nascar??? Furabuluss!!!
**purrss** BellaDharma an 🙂 LadyMew too
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Wow meow, what a clever move of those kitties! I even hope the dogs ge to ride that car!
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I will say it again…cats are gonna take overs the world! They are sneaky and cunning….just you watch! BOL!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
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