GPS: “*BING* Now passing fabulous Lima, Peru, on the left.”
Chaplin: “We can read.”
GPS: “*BING* Okay, but did you know that lima beans come from Peru?”
Chaplin: “Beans? Who cares about beans?”
Charlee: “Well hang on! Dried beans would be awfully fun to bat around!”
GPS: “*BING* Plotting a route to the local dried bean market.”
Soon …
GPS: “*BING* Now arriving at open-air market, on the right.”
Charlee: “We can keep going. It’s mostly fruit. That stuff will kill you.”
Chaplin: “Is that a camera crew down there?”
Giorgio A. Tsoukalos: “We’re stopping here for supplies before proceeding to the famous Nazca lines. Who drew those mysterious figures? I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was … Hey, why is everyone looking past me?”
Meanwhile …
Lulu: “That’s the last one, and still now Hipsters. Are you sure they said something that sounded like ‘NASCAR’ or ‘mascara’?”
Spicoli: “Pretty sure, dude. Maybe there’s another word that rhymes that we haven’t thought of.”
Paul Blart, Mall Cop: “What a sweet, sweet ride …”
TV Set: “And now, news of the weird …”
Spicoli: “Dude, I think that mall cop is stealing our car.”
Paul Blart, Mall Cop: “You can keep my Segway.”
TV Set: “A camera crew near the famous Nazca Lines in Peru today filmed what has been described as ‘small, cat-like aliens on a flying saucer harvesting whale meat to take back to their home planet’.”
Giorgio A. Tsoukalos: “See? I told you it was aliens!”
Spicoli: “Get back here, Blart! Nobody wants your stupid Segway!”
TV Set: “No word yet on an official response from the government of Peru or other nations.”
Lulu: “Spicoli, is it possible they said ‘Nazca’ … ?”
Spicoli: “Pfft. ‘Nazca’ doesn’t sound anything like ‘NASCAR’ unless you’re from like Boston, dude.”
This is beginning to look like a Dennis escapade…
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Don’t listen to Spicoli!!! Xena and Lucy
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There might just be some bean smells later!
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Those cats sure are on an interesting adventure. Our dad is from Boston so we understand the problem with his pronunciations.
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I’ve always wanted to try whale meat, Mom says I already have enough blubber on me…. She is rude like that sometimes. Enjoy some for me.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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NASCAR, Mascara…maybe what they really meant was “Macarena!”
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Uh oh…..looks like things are getting crazy for you and the Hipsters Lulu!
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See, we KNEW Lulu was the samrt one:)
Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber
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I thinks Spicoli has been smokin’ too much of the green stuffs Lu! You better take the lead from now on! BOL!!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
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Segway chases Chevrolet next? Things really are hotting up.
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