Observed Around the Plateau

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos: “Behind me you can see the latest discovery here on the Nazca plateau: A giant drawing of a cat.”

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos: “Who drew this geoglyph? And why? We’re here to try to answer—”

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos: “Listen, I don’t know what you two dogs think you’re doing, but we’re filming here.”
Lulu: “We’re looking for those cats you saw on a Magic Flying Coaster earlier. We thought they might be heading this way.”
Giorgio A. Tsoukalos: “Oh no you don’t! Those little aliens are my scoop!”
Spicoli: “Dude! Nice shades!”
Giorgio A. Tsoukalos: “Thank you. Yours are nice as well.”

Lulu: “They’re not aliens. They’re just Charlee and Chaplin, the Hipster Kitties. Ordinary house cats.”
Giorgio A. Tsoukalos: “Ordinary house cats don’t fly around on a … What did you call it? A great space coaster?”
Lulu: “I don’t even know what a great space coaster is. They’re on a Magic Flying Coaster. My understanding is that Dennis had a dealership for a while.”
Giorgio A. Tsoukalos: “A Magic Flying Coaster dealership? What kind of crazy story is that?”
Spicoli: “Hey! Dude! We should totally trade sunglasses!”
Giorgio A. Tsoukalos: “Why?”
Spicoli: “Why not?”
Giorgio A. Tsoukalos: “You make a compelling case.”

Spicoli: “Lulu! Check it out! I have TV host sunglasses!”
Lulu: “They don’t really look any different from your other glasses, Spicoli.”
Spicoli: “Dude. Envious much?”
Giorgio A. Tsoukalos: “Now then. Who drew this giant kitty geoglyph? And why? I’m not saying it was aliens, but …”
GPS: “*BING* Finally arriving at giant kitty drawing, on left.”
Chaplin: “Hey look! It’s Lulu and Spicoli! On a Segway! Hey, GPS, how did they get here ahead of us?”
GPS: “*BING* Maybe it has something to do with the 87 nap breaks you took along the way.”
Charlee: “That sounds a little bit judgmental.”
GPS: “*BING* Oh believe me, I’m judging you every time I say ‘recalculating’.”