Hot Stuff

Chaplin: “Lulu was telling me how she gets treats for turning in things she steals, like Mama’s glasses or shoes, so I figured I would get in on the action.”
Mr. Nibbles: “But how did you steal this much stuff? And where did you steal it from? I mean, I know your house is a little cluttered, but I’ve never seen any of these things around.”
Spicoli: “Dibs on the PlayStation!”

Chaplin: “I didn’t actually steal it all.”
Mr. Nibbles: “Well, that’s good.”
Chaplin: “I posted a sign out front offering to take stolen goods in exchange for 20% of what I get for them.”
Mr. Nibbles: “That’s less good.”
Spicoli: “Dibs on the scary mask!”

Lulu: “That’s not how it works, Chaplin. You have to steal something on your own or it’s cheating.”
Chaplin: “You seem to be under the impression that rules apply to cats.”
Producer Smurf: “Dibs on the racy costumes.”
Spicoli: “Dude, what could you possibly plan to do with those?”
Producer Smurf: “I’m going to smurf them to Smurfette as a late Christmas present.”
Spicoli: “Dude, I don’t think Smurfette is going to appreciate … Actually, you know what? That’s a great idea. You should totally live-stream it when she unwraps them.”

12 thoughts on “Hot Stuff

  1. Sunny – TeeHeeHee…Go Chaplin!!
    Rosy – I’m with Lulu, not sure you’rw going to get away with it Chaplin, Mamas are pretty smart!
    Arty and Jakey – What channel is that live stream going to be on Spicoli??

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  2. Lulu, you had better stay on the good side of those cats – we think they are going to be very rich. And we hope you like kitty treats as well as dog treats.

    Happy New Year!!!

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber

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