Caturday Picture Show: The Results Are In

Randy: “Yo! Hello there, dawgs! We’re back with the results of audience voting from last week’s Caturday Picture Show!”
Charlee: “Why does he keep calling us dogs when some of us are clearly cats?”
Vermin: “HISS! Why do you keep calling me ‘Vermin’ when my name is Jill and I’m clearly mostly beneficial?”
Simon: “We decided to present the winning entry via teleconference to avoid any more issues with giant mealworms and such.”
Paula: “I’m still having nightmares about that thing!”

Simon: “And the winner is …”
Vermin: “HISSS! Me me me me me me”

Lulu: “Yay, I came in second! And I got a belly rub!”
Chaplin: “I came in third! But the important thing is, I beat Charlee!”
Charlee: “Four is a higher number than three. Highest cat wins.”
Producer Smurf: “What the smurf? Are you smurfing me? I came in last? Behind Spicoli??? He didn’t even submit a picture!”
Spicoli: “ZZzzzZZzz … *SNORT* Did somebody call me?”
Mr. Nibbles: “Congratulations, friend mouse!”
Mouse: “Oh yeah! Science, bit—”
Vermin: “HISSS! This is an outrage! My giant mealworm was the best! Excuse me, I need to go compose myself.”

Simon: “Congratulations to the mouse and his TED talk about the dangers of sugar, candy, and all sodas except for health Coca-Cola!”
Mouse: “Thanks, Simon, I … Wait, what? I didn’t say that Coca-Cola was healthy.”

Simon: “Coca-Cola: When you need a refreshing pick-me-up for alertness and energy!”
Paula: “Cocaine-free for over a hundred years!”
Mouse: “You are misrepresenting my TED talk!”
Randy: “Yo, dawgs, is that an opossum I see crawling around in the scaffolding above the cameras?”

Opossum: “HISSS! Stupid judges! Eat mealworms!”
Simon: “She rigged up a false ceiling full of mealworms!”
Paula: “Aaaaaahhh! It’s just like in my nightmare!”
Randy: “Get them off us!”
Charlee: “And that would be why we keep calling you ‘Vermin’, Vermin.”
Spicoli: “Dudes, I can’t believe you woke me up for this ridiculous show.”