Mouse: “Chaplin, are you familiar with the term ‘fence’ … ?”
Chaplin: “Of course. Lulu complains about the fence all the time. She says it keeps her from chasing the squirrels that live on the hillside.”
Mouse: “That’s a different kind of fence. The ‘fence’ I’m referring to is someone who traffics in stolen goods, like you’re trying to do.”
Chaplin: “I’m hardly trafficking. For one thing, I havent got a car. Anyway, all I’m going to do is bring them to Mama and get fish skins for them.”
Mouse: “Yes, that’s sort of what a fence would do. But whoever brought you these items is not going to be happy if you trade them for fish skins.”
Chaplin: “Why not? I’ll give them their 20% of the fish skins, just like I promised. I’m not some kind of crook.”
Mouse: “I’m sure you’re very trustworthy. But the sort of shady characters who use fences will be expecting money, not fish skins.”
Chaplin: “Fish skins are better than money. They smell better. They taste better. They’re crunchier.”
Spicoli: “Actually, dude, coins are pretty crunchy too.”
Chaplin: “When and why were you trying to eat coins? And what happened afterwards?”
Spicoli: “Well I’ll tell you …”
Mouse: “Oh please don’t.”
The Oceanside Animals 
we totally agree… fish skin is even more precious than toilet paper..
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Toooo-chet!
H&K,
NAK, NAL, and The Typer
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Oh my. Maybe you could trade fish skins for bitcoins? They sound pretty tasty, right? XOX Lucy and Xena
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Unfurbr-the-elder works, (Yes, his job!), at making bitcoin wallets….I bet he could lend us a few…and he could tell us how tasty they are as well:)
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Sounds like a plan!
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Our unfurs had some videos when they were very young, and the main character was Muzzy…he ate all kinds of yummy metal things, he would love to nosh on coins, BOL/MOL! *She* might want to trade some fish skins for one of those iPhones…Hmmm
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This language business really can be confusing!
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Looks like you have some pretty nice stuff there Chaplin! Worth a lot of fish skins!
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Uh oh Chaplin…sounds like you may have “fenced yourself” into a corner…teeheehee
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Be careful when fencing, you could poke an eye out!
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Well, we wouldn’t mind at all if our cut were fishskins. We love them. But Chaplin, it may be time to come up with another plan.
Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber
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We’ve never tried fish skins but they do sound tasty.
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Oh Chaplin, those fishskins do sound yummy ~ I thinks I would do just abouts anythings for some of those too! Butts, sounds likes you needs a new plan my furiend!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
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I like fishies…MOL…Pawkisses for a Happy Tuesday to all of you🐾😽💞
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Chaplin, it looks like you are going to have Dennislike problems. Thank you for teaching me a new meaning of the word ” fence”.
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Yeah, I wouldn’t want those coins afterwards!
If you’re going to be smuggling, hows about I play lookout and you cut me in the profits? 😉
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Hey dudes, it looks like you are getting involved in something fishy!
Mama says you got to live in Florida to do that.
The Cat Gang.
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