Raiding Is A Lost Art

Norman #1: “Nobody move! This is a ninja hedgehog raid!”
Norman #2: “Hand over our 20% of the loot you got for fencing our stuff, your 80% of the loot you got for fencing our stuff, and our stuff that you fenced!”

Norman #1: “He can’t hand over the stuff he fenced, Norman. Once you fence it it’s gone.”
Norman #2: “Oh, right. Sorry Norman. Umm, go steal some more stuff, and then give it to us!”
Norman #1: “That’s more like it.”

Norman #1: “Well? Aren’t you going to shriek ‘Aaaiiieeee, it’s ninja hedgehogs’ or something?”

Norman #1: “Are we boring you?!”
Norman #2: “Raiding was more fun when we did it to the scaredy-cat red dog …”

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