Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “You’re back! But where are the mealworms?”
Norman #1: “There aren’t any mealworms.”
Norman #2: “The cat didn’t fence any of our stuff yet.”
Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “So he still has all our loot? Where is it? You were supposed to steal it back.”
Norman #1: “Well, we tried.”
Norman #2: “But he just yawned at us.”
Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “What do you mean, he just yawned at you? You’re elite raiders with a katana and nunchaku.”
Norman #1: “Yeah, but you should see how pointy his little teeth are.”
Norman #2: “And all four of his feet end in sharp little claws!”
Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “I see. This calls for some new tactics, boys.”
Soon …
Norman #2: “I didn’t realize we ninjas were allowed to use firearms.”
Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “Oh these aren’t just any old firearms, Norman. These are … WATER PISTOLS!”
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water pistols… ooooh… we better run LOL
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Pointy teeth vs water pistols. Hard call…. Good luck, kids.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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Ya really gotta watch those pointy teeth!
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Reblogged this on Love and Love Alone.
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Lucy: Water pistols! Oh nose! Be careful, Charlee and Chaplin. XOX
Xena: I’m taking wagers on who wins. Send your money, dog biscuits, meat or stolen loot to…
Lucy: Xena! Stop it!
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Um…we think there might be some interesting watery effects really soon….
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Water pistol fight!!!!!
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Water fite!!! YEAH!!!
Mew mew mew……
**purrss** BellaDharma
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Ooh, ooh, “Stormin’ Norman” the sheepdog wants to know if he can join the Ninja Norman’s! He promises not to step of the little guys. Too much. 😆
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hi
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