Raid-Duhs

Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “You’re back! But where are the mealworms?”
Norman #1: “There aren’t any mealworms.”
Norman #2: “The cat didn’t fence any of our stuff yet.”

Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “So he still has all our loot? Where is it? You were supposed to steal it back.”
Norman #1: “Well, we tried.”
Norman #2: “But he just yawned at us.”

Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “What do you mean, he just yawned at you? You’re elite raiders with a katana and nunchaku.”
Norman #1: “Yeah, but you should see how pointy his little teeth are.”
Norman #2: “And all four of his feet end in sharp little claws!”
Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “I see. This calls for some new tactics, boys.”

Soon …

Norman #2: “I didn’t realize we ninjas were allowed to use firearms.”
Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “Oh these aren’t just any old firearms, Norman. These are … WATER PISTOLS!”

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