Search Pawty

Lulu: “Where’s Charlee?”
Mr. Nibbles: “Apparently she was serious about catching up on nap time while her brother is away.”
Lulu: “Fair enough. What about the mouse?”
Spicoli: “He’s rigging up a computer worm to take over all the networks in the area and track Chaplin’s microchip.”

Lulu: “That doesn’t sound very plausible.”
Spicoli: “Dude, are you seriously going to start worrying about what is or is not plausible?”

Lulu: “Fair enough. Well all right, let’s get going.”
Vermin: “HISS! What do you mean, let’s get going? Aren’t we going to fly on that magic coaster thing?”
Lulu: “No. Since we don’t know where Chaplin is, I need to use my nose to follow his trail along the ground.”
Vermin: “HISS! What?! You expect me to walk?! On the ground?!?!”
Producer Smurf: “What’s the big deal? Mr. Nibbles and I both smurf shorter legs than you and you don’t smurf us complaining.”
Vermin: “HISS! You’re flying around on that stupid camera drone, and the guinea pig never complains! He’s pathologically upbeat!”
Mr. Nibbles: “It’s a fair cop.”
Lulu: “Well unless the mouse’s magic tracking system pulls off a miracle, this is the only way to find them. So let’s go.”

Soon …

Vermin: “HISS! I’m so tired! My feet! My feet! Can’t we stop and rest? How far have we walked?”
Mr. Nibbles: “About twenty yards.”
Spicoli: “How’s it going, dude? Did you pick up the trail yet?”
Lulu: “So far I mostly smell patchouli and breath mints.”
Spicoli: “Oh, sorry. I’ll drop back and hang downwind with the little dudes for a while.”
Producer Smurf: “Could you guys try to smurf up the dialog a little? And maybe smurf off some pyrotechnics? This movie is kind of boring so far.”

12 thoughts on “Search Pawty

  1. Are you sure the vermin is not our human brother? He complains when he has to Cinnamon on her walkies and his breath smells like patchouli and breath mints… Jo Jo wants to know if she can have a ride in the drone! Me and Kozmo want to come along on the hunt! But Nobody Nose the trouble we can get into! Have a marvellously Happy Day!

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