ChapQuest

Spicoli: “Yo, mousie dude, any luck locating Chaplin’s microchip yet?”
Mouse: “Not yet. I just uploaded the worm and it’s starting to search for other computers and IoT devices to infect and use to search for Chaplin.”
Vermin: “HISS! Now we have to walk on nasty wood chips?! I didn’t sign up for this!”
Mr. Nibbles: “But it’s such a nice day. And aren’t the trees pretty?”
Producer Smurf: “Boooooring.”

Spicoli: “Mouse? Got anything for us?”
Mouse: “Umm, not yet. Sorry, I’m having a little trouble getting the worm to respond to my commands.”
Vermin: “HISS! Now we have to walk uphill?! I didn’t sign up for this!”
Mr. Nibbles: “Just think of the nice view we’ll have when we get to the top.”
Producer Smurf: “This is terrible. How am I supposed to smurf this footage to a distributor when nothing is happening?”

Mouse: “Spicoli? What’s going on? My tracking system says you guys haven’t moved in like half an hour.”
Spicoli: “Yeah, uh, apparently we found an extremely interesting tree.”
Vermin: “HISS! Why are we just standing around?! I didn’t sign up for this!”
Mr. Nibbles: “What did you sign up for, exactly?”
Producer Smurf: “I can see I’m going to have to smurf a lot of time into punching this documentary up.”

Vermin: “HISS! Now we have to be out on a hilltop in the wind?! I didn’t sign up for this!”
Mr. Nibbles: “Ugh! If you were only going to complain all the time, why didn’t you just stay at the house?!”
Vermin: “HISS! I made Mr. Nibbles lose his cool! I win!”
Spicoli: “Any luck with the microchip tracker, dude?”
Mouse: “Not yet. My worm seems to be stuck. I’m executing a series of rapid polarity reversal commands to see if that frees it up.”
Producer Smurf: “Ahhh! What’s smurfing on? Why is my drone smurfing barrel rolls? Ahhhh! Make it stop!”
Spicoli: “What? I can barely hear you over all that loud honking.”
Mouse: “I hear it too—my worm is in the smurf’s drone so I’m listening in on its microphone. What’s doing the honking?”
Spicoli: “I don’t know but it seems to be coming from that canyon up ahead of us.”

Meanwhile …

Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “Are you sure that’s the biggest air horn they have?”
Norman #1: “Yeah, the guy at Lowes said we would have to special order from the place that makes lighthouse foghorns if we wanted a bigger one.”
Wheelbarrow: “ZzzZzz …”