ChapQuest

Spicoli: “Yo, mousie dude, any luck locating Chaplin’s microchip yet?”
Mouse: “Not yet. I just uploaded the worm and it’s starting to search for other computers and IoT devices to infect and use to search for Chaplin.”
Vermin: “HISS! Now we have to walk on nasty wood chips?! I didn’t sign up for this!”
Mr. Nibbles: “But it’s such a nice day. And aren’t the trees pretty?”
Producer Smurf: “Boooooring.”

Spicoli: “Mouse? Got anything for us?”
Mouse: “Umm, not yet. Sorry, I’m having a little trouble getting the worm to respond to my commands.”
Vermin: “HISS! Now we have to walk uphill?! I didn’t sign up for this!”
Mr. Nibbles: “Just think of the nice view we’ll have when we get to the top.”
Producer Smurf: “This is terrible. How am I supposed to smurf this footage to a distributor when nothing is happening?”

Mouse: “Spicoli? What’s going on? My tracking system says you guys haven’t moved in like half an hour.”
Spicoli: “Yeah, uh, apparently we found an extremely interesting tree.”
Vermin: “HISS! Why are we just standing around?! I didn’t sign up for this!”
Mr. Nibbles: “What did you sign up for, exactly?”
Producer Smurf: “I can see I’m going to have to smurf a lot of time into punching this documentary up.”

Vermin: “HISS! Now we have to be out on a hilltop in the wind?! I didn’t sign up for this!”
Mr. Nibbles: “Ugh! If you were only going to complain all the time, why didn’t you just stay at the house?!”
Vermin: “HISS! I made Mr. Nibbles lose his cool! I win!”
Spicoli: “Any luck with the microchip tracker, dude?”
Mouse: “Not yet. My worm seems to be stuck. I’m executing a series of rapid polarity reversal commands to see if that frees it up.”
Producer Smurf: “Ahhh! What’s smurfing on? Why is my drone smurfing barrel rolls? Ahhhh! Make it stop!”
Spicoli: “What? I can barely hear you over all that loud honking.”
Mouse: “I hear it too—my worm is in the smurf’s drone so I’m listening in on its microphone. What’s doing the honking?”
Spicoli: “I don’t know but it seems to be coming from that canyon up ahead of us.”

Meanwhile …

Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “Are you sure that’s the biggest air horn they have?”
Norman #1: “Yeah, the guy at Lowes said we would have to special order from the place that makes lighthouse foghorns if we wanted a bigger one.”
Wheelbarrow: “ZzzZzz …”

10 thoughts on “ChapQuest

  1. Wow, Chaplin could be hibernating in the closet with my bears for the winter. They sleep that sound, too. And who’s that dude sitting in a chair at the top of the hill? Lucy and Xena

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  2. I love that you guys found Bernie Saunders, on the hilltop, in the wind…did you ask him about Chaplin? Did you steal his mittens? Cinnamon steals Mom’s when they are walking… Maybe he saw the nefarious dastards that stole Chaplin….. I can’t wait for the big fight scene at the end!

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