See I Told You

Lulu: “See? I told you they were nice! Well, one of them, anyway.”
Mr. Nibbles: “See? I told you we could get out of that situation by working together.”
Charlee: “See? I told you sending Lulu to bark at the door was a bad idea.”
Chaplin: “All right, all right, I get it.”
Lulu: “Thank you for carrying us out of there, Mr. Cyber Authority Man!”
Cybersqueekle: “You are welcome. Now we must go to the costume store before the other cyber authorities emerge from your domicile and discover that the mouse has freed you.”

Lulu: “The costume store? Why do we need to go to the costume store?”
Cybersqueekle: “To purchase wigs. You cannot be in my Squeekles tribute band if you do not have the appropriate wigs.”
Charlee: “The Squeekles? Like on television?”
Mr. Nibbles: “I told him you would join his band if he helped us escape. Just play along.”
Producer Smurf: “You’re smurfing a band? Sweet! Let me smurf some phone calls and get you a gig!”

Cybersqueekle: “Also you must decide who is the cute one, who is the shy one, and who is the quiet one. I am the smart one of course.”
Mouse: “You can be the smart one, but only because I’m not going to be an official member.”
Producer Smurf: “Nobody smurfs a hanger-on, mouse.”
Mouse: “Yes, you’ve certainly got that right.”
Charlee: “Clearly I’m the cute one.”
Chaplin: “No, I’m the cute one.”
Lulu: “You’re both wrong. I’m the cute one.”
Vermin: “HISS! Why am I not surprised that nobody is the quiet one?”

Not long thereafter …

Cyberman #1: “Tree-clinging creature! We are searching for a traitorous cyber authority and a small group of furry hackers. Have you seen them?”
Verrmin: “HISSS! Nasty English kniggits! If I tell you, what’s in it for me?”
Cyberman #1: “We will refrain from informing your ninja hedgehog employers that you regularly post on Instagram pictures of yourself eating mealworms from their vats when you are supposed to be working.”
Vermin: “HISSS! They’re going to the costume store.”
Cyberman Leader: “See? I told you they were cosplayers.”

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