Producer Smurf: “All right, I’ve smurfed you a spot on a battle of the tribute bands type thing.”
Cybersqueekle: “I do not remember hiring you to be our manager.”
Producer Smurf: “Oh, see, I already manage the others, so by majoritarian rule I’m smurfo facto the manager of the entire band.”
Charlee: “Why do we have to be the Squeekles tribute band and wear these ridiculous wigs?”
Chaplin: “Yes, why didn’t you tell him you would be in the band?”
Mr. Nibbles: “Because I can’t sing.”
Lulu: “I feel like a sheepdog.”
Chaplin: “You think we can sing?”
Mr. Nibbles: “You do meow most melodiously for your dinner.”
Charlee: “Well, that’s true.”
Mouse: “Oh, not you, Charlee. Your meow sounds like you smoke 20 packs a day. He’s talking about Chaplin.”
Producer Smurf: “Now, where are your instruments? You can’t be a band without music.”
Cybersqueekle: “I am the instrument. I have modified my chest plate to include a sonic replay system. Observe.”
Lulu: “Seriously, I have like zero depth perception right now.”
Lulu: “Oh, wait, that’s better.”
Producer Smurf: “That’s … a lot of bass.”
Cybersqueekle: “I am all about it.”
Mouse: “I don’t think anyone’s singing ability, or lack thereof, is going to be a problem.”
Lulu: “Nope, back to no depth perception again.”
Dada’s note: Today is a happy Hipster birthday as the Hipster Kitties turn four! We would have a party for them but nobody is quite sure where they are … 🤷♂️
Hmm, ear plugs may be in order — or ON order. XOX Lucy and Xena
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That’s a lot of smurfing going on! Happy Birthday sweet Hipster Kitties!!!
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We don’t think anyone will be able to hear singing over all that “Boom, Boom, Pow!” going on. Happy Birthday to the Hipster Kitties!
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Ear muffs for all!
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Happy Birthday to the Hipster Kitties! Hmm sound mixer better amplify the vocals, if there are any!
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Happy Birthday Hipster Kitties. I hope they come home soon to celebrate- or maybe they can use the TARDIS to travel back to today.
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Four! We gotta sing you the song (even if we are not in a band…) And we are not hipsters…except for Marv…Marv is a Persian (he is from Iran)…
¸¸.•*♫♫♫ Happy Birthday Day to you ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥
¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Happy Birthday Day to yooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥
¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Happy Birthday Day deeeeeeeeear Charlee and Chaplin!♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥
¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Happy Birthday Day to you ♥♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥
You guys are AWESOME! Have a marvellously Happy Day!
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Majoritarian rule is the rule of the day. Like every day.
Happy birthday, kitties! Four is a great age. Enjoy.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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Missing on a birthday?? yikes!
Too much bass, eh?
Happy Birthday to you, Charles and Chaplin! Happy Hipster Day!
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