Emcee: “Thank you, Glitter Dogs tribute band the Rhinestone Rhodesians! And now put your hands together for Squeekles tribute band the Mopp Topps!”
Mr. Nibbles: “All right, you’re on. Now just remember, don’t be nervous, even though there’s going to be hundreds of people staring at you.”
Chaplin: “Pffft. We can ignore hundreds of people just as easily as we ignore one.”
Lulu: “Oh boy! People? I love people! Will they give me belly rubs?”
Cybersqueekle: “It will be fine. My emotional circuitry is disabled in firmware.”
Producer Smurf: “What a smurfy crowd! This could finally be my big break as a producer! I need to get some merchandise made up to sell!”
Mouse: “Excuse me, I think I see someone I know out there.”
Neo: “So do you girls come to a lot of raves?”
Lulu: “Hello, I’m with the band. Could I trouble you for a belly rub?”
Rave Attendee: “This group doesn’t sound like the Squeekles at all.”
Mouse: “Neo, you and I need to have a little talk.”
Neo: “Not now, mouse, I’m talking to the groupies.”
Mouse: “So listen, Neo, I don’t care how you do it, but you have to get the cyber authorities interested in something other than my friends and me.”
Neo: “Sorry, mouse, I have to go. We’re under attack by hunter-killer drones.”
Mouse: “That excuse doesn’t work when I’m sitting right on your shoulder.”
Just then …
Cyberman #1: “Good work, drones. You have apprehended a notorious techno-mastermind. As well as his associate, Neo.”
Neo: “Sorry, mouse, I have to go. We’ve been infiltrated by the cyber authorities.”
Mouse: “Don’t you people have any security?”
Rave Attendee: “Also, they’re overdoing it on the smoke machine.”
9 thoughts on “Rave Review”
We sure hope Lulu can find someone to give her belly rubs.
Wooooo rave time! Who would have thought that the Rhinestone Rhodesians & Mopp Topps would be centre stage for techo-masterminds, choking ravers out with smoke machines & Neo in the crowd!
Raves just aren’t the same these days.
So are you the master mind, mouse? And why isn’t that cyber person wearing any pants? XOX Lucy and Xena
Now we can’t stop wondering why the cyber person isn’t wearing pants either…..
Gosh! We really thought the Squeekles tribute band the Mopp Topps would have a chance! Darn Neo! And Lulu is you stop by our place, we can make sure our human gives you A belly rub! Have a marvellously happy day!
Really a rave review and then some!
Lulu, head to OP and we will get you all the tummy rubs you want:)
Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber
We are coughing hard from all that smoke screen….and our clothes will be stinky…wait, we don’t wear clothes…Yikes, we’ll need a bath to rid us of that smoky stink.