All’s Sour That Ends Sour

Cyberman #1: “You and your accomplices are now prisoners of the cyber authority. You will be transported to an appropriate detention facility.”
Lulu: “Does this mean we’re all going to prison?”
Charlee: “Probably.”
Chaplin: “Given Dennis’s track record I’m surprised we’ve stayed out of jail this long, to be honest.”
Cyberman #2: “Where did you get your stereo installed?”
Cybersqueekle: “At Fry’s.”

But then …

Cyberman #1: “What are those things?”

Cyberman #1: “Malfunction! Malfunction! Our circuitry is covered in sourdough starter!”
Mouse: “Oh, hi, Trinity.”
Trinity: “I can’t leave you alone for five minutes without you running off to a rave and getting into trouble, can I?”
Neo: “Umm …”
Trinity: “I was talking to the mouse, Neo.”
Lulu: “Ooooh, something smells terrible.”

Cyberman #1: “Alert! Alert! Danger!”
Trinity: “Come on, let’s get out of here while my sourdough starter takes care of dissolving those cyber authority agents.”
Mouse: “You know, I don’t really attend raves. I was just here because of the others.”
Trinity: “Whatever. You owe me another one for saving you again, mouse.”
Mouse: “*SIGH* I know.”
Charlee: “Lulu, aren’t you coming?”
Lulu: “I’ll be along in a minute.”

Cyberman #1: “Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do …”
Mr. Nibbles: “Miss Trinity, why are you dressed head to toe in a long-sleeved leather catsuit?”
Trinity: “If you worked with explosive sourdough starter, you would dress this way too.”
Lulu: “Oh, yeah, that’s the stuff!”
Producer Smurf: “Okay, I’m back! And I smurfed an entire trailer full of merchandise to smurf to these loser rave attendees! Hey, what’s smurfing on here? Where’s the rest of the band?”
Cybersqueekle: “I believe Yoko Ono came along and broke us up.”

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