Mouse Calls

Chaplin: “Hey, mouse, you’re pretty smart, right?”
Mouse: “Well, I don’t like to brag, but I was first in my litter at NIMH. Why?”

Chaplin: “Well I was wondering if you could help me out with getting Charlee to stop hissing at me and running away from me.”
Mouse: “Sure, I can help with that. Stop playing too roughly with her.”

Chaplin: “I was more hoping for a technological fix where I don’t have to change my behavior because you prove to her that I’m not a replicant or like a duplicate that hatched from an alien pod.”
Mouse: “Oh, of course.”

13 thoughts on “Mouse Calls

  1. Chaplin, Are you sure you are not a replica? And if you were, how would you know? Somebody could have extracted the memories from the Original Chaplin (Chaplin 1) and grown clones. And then put Chaplin 1’s memories in your brain. You could be a Chaplin 2 (or 3, or 4)….And you would NOT know it! If you were a clone, would you really want to know?
    On the other had, I think you just have vet stink all over you and Charlee will come around soon! Get Lulu to slobber all over you! Have a marvellously happy day!


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