Charlee: “You can’t park here. It’s a handicapped spot.”
Batman: “I’m a grown man who dresses up like a bat and beats up criminals. I’m definitely handicapped.”
Charlee: “I don’t think that’s the kind of ‘handicapped’ they’re talking about.”
Lulu: “Let’s keep driving around until the sign lights up! Then the doughnuts will be fresh!”
Batman: “No time for that, Dog Wonder! We must go inside and confront the Riddler!”
Chaplin: “I can see why Ed would like this place. He’s got a thing for that shade of yellowish grey.”
Batman: “Excuse me, have you seen a man in a green suit wearing a bowler hat?”
Counter Attendant: “What a silly question. Why would a suit be wearing a bowler hat?”
Batman: “No no, the man is wearing the hat, not the suit.”
Counter Attendant: “If a naked man wearing a hat came in, we would refuse to serve him.”
Batman: “No no, he’s wearing a green suit and a hat on his head.”
Counter Attendant: “If he’s wearing a suit and a hat on his head, how could he possibly see?”
Many fruitless exchanges later …
Batman: “In all my years of battling criminals, I’ve never run into such a devious mastermind as that! Hey, where’s my car?”
Chaplin: “You found this guy on Craigslist too, didn’t you?”
Charlee: “Don’t look at me. Lulu hired him.”
Lulu: “Isn’t that the Josie and the Pussycats launch pad over there, suspiciously close to this doughnut shop?”
What could possibly go wrong at a KrispyKreme shop? Get it together, kids.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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Batman, everything on your face is covered except the part that should be with a mask.
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That was fun! There’s a KrispyKreme just down the road from us so I have to drive the other way in case the HOT light is on.
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Definitely waits for the hot donut sign!!!! that’s where you went wrong! BOL!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
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Oh, dear…things are not going as well as some yummy donuts…that’s the price you’ll have to pay, way more than donuts!! It just gets deeper and deeper all the time! Yikes!
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