Chaplin: “I guess we have to find out who rented that mysterious launchpad that keeps shooting people into space.”
Charlee: “Seems like it. Say, do you remember what we were originally trying to figure out when this whole thing started?”
Chaplin: “Of course I do. You and Lulu were wrong about something, and I proved it, and then we moved on.”
Charlee: “Oh, right. Well anyway, how are we ever going to track down the person who’s behind all this and get Lulu and that professional wrestler back from orbit?”
Chaplin: “If only we could find something that ties everything together: Maroon 5, Garbage, cat tweets, Josie and the Pussycats, Justin Bieber, SpaceX, commercial rocketry, Batman, and doughnuts.”
Charlee: “Trying to find a common thread in all that mess is going to be a pretty tall order. Even the mouse seems to have lost it, claiming he saw clowns hiding everywhere.”
Just then …
Flying Squirrel: “I’m sorry, but if you cats aren’t going to order something, I’m going to have to ask you to leave.”
Chaplin: “Charlee says ‘tall order’ and someone immediately shows up and demands we order something. That can’t be a coincidence.”
Charlee: “Okay, could you bring us out a box about half-full of rainbow sprinkles, please?”
Flying Squirrel: “Sprinkles are only available on doughnuts.”
Charlee: “Are you saying you don’t provide cat-accessible bathrooms?”
Batman: “Look, Dog Wonder! A hyper-advanced alien ship!”
Lulu: “Is this you claiming to be all hip to the latest technology again?”
You had us cracking up while reading the news. We hope Lulu can make it back to earth soon.
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I think SpaceX is the answer to everything. And if they’re not, they can be. And if they can’t be they should be.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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Lulu is our space hero!
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I hope Lulu gets back safely.
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