In Space, No One Can Hear You Auto-Tune

Valerie: “That weird hyper-advanced alien car is getting closer!”
Melody: “Press more buttons!”
Alexandra: “Do you really think randomly mashing buttons and pulling levers is the right approach to avoiding a collision?”
Josie: “It seems to work for making our songs.”
Alexandra: “That’s debatable.”

Josie: “Whoops, I accidentally auto-tuned our theme song again.”
Radio: “Josie and the Pussycats! Long tails and ears for hats! Guitars and sharps and flats! Neat, sweet, a groovy song! You’re invited, come along!”
Alexandra: “If we’re lucky, that’ll drive the aliens away.”
Valerie: “Too late! It’s right on top of us! Prepare for boarding!”

Lulu: “Batman! Check it out! They have a Hipster on board!”
Batman: “Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”
Valerie: “The aliens are here for our mustard!”
Alexandra: “I’m sure that’s not really what they’re after. They probably just learned English by watching odl TV commercials.”
Alex: “Oh no! They’re Greys! We’re doomed! I can’t look!”
Josie: “You haven’t been looking since you turned on the autopilot.”
Alex: “That’s the whole point of autopilot. You turn it on and then go to sleep.”

Soon …

Josie: “Here’s a whole case of Grey Poupon, aliens—just take it and leave us alone! Although you can take Alexandra too if you need a human test subject for anything.”
Alex: “Ha ha ha, they think you’re a human!”
Alexandra: “Shut up, Alex.”
Lulu: “You’re Josie and the Pussycats? We’re here to rescue you!”
Batman: “Michelle! Julie! Eartha! It’s good to see you!” (thinking) “Three Catwomen?! I’m never leaving this ship!”
Melody: “Who are you talking to?”

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