Beam Me Up! Beam Me Down!

Captain Kirk: “Mr. Scott! Nine to beam aboard. Plus a car.”
Mr. Scott: “Aye-aye, Captain.”

Bleep: “Bleepity bleep bleep!”

Captain Kirk: “Ack! What is this hairy, shaggy thing? Is it a tribble? Beam it back before it reproduces all over the ship!”
Batman: “Batgirl? What are you doing aboard this ship? And why are you green?”

Captain Kirk: “Mr. Sulu! Get us away from that tribble-infested vessel!”
Alex: “Hey! I’m not a tribble! I don’t even know what a tribble is!”
Batman: “Has anyone seen my car?”

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