Lulu’s Life Tips: Finding Safety

Hello friendlies! Lulu here with another life tip! This one is short and simple, but important: When faced with threatening atmospheric conditions, the best course of action is to find an interior room with no windows, and stay there.

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Coming Soon

Charlee: “What do you suppose happened to Dada’s car?”
Chaplin: “Maybe it drove itself home. Don’t cars drive themselves places these days?”
Blue’s Phone: “BEEP! Your ride will arrive in five minutes.”

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Dawg, Where’s My Car?

Lulu: “How are we going to get to the dog park without a car? How are we going to get home?”
Blue: “While we’re thinking about it, we can just walk to the food court. It’s right over there.”

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Lulu’s Big Adventure, Part 2: Got Peemail?

Hello friendlies! Lulu here with Part 2 of my adventure from a couple of weeks ago, where I spent the entire day at the harbor!

The harbor looks a little crooked. This is because of the curvature of the Earth.

Spoiler alert: It was awesome! Although I did have to spend a few minutes with my harness latched onto the seatbelt waiting for Dada to put on his giant hat and stuff.

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Decisions, Decisions

Lulu: “Okay, we got some chew blocks for Mr. Nibbles and a bag of timothy grass for Spicoli, but they’re out of mealworms. Do you think Vermin would like some crickets instead?”
Chaplin: “She’ll probably complain about having to pick their little legs out of her teeth. But so what?”
Blue: “The little tiny insects you have these days are so cute. We used to have dragonflies with two foot wingspans and millipedes nine feet long.”
Charlee: “Oooh, giant bugs! So much fun to stare at … No, wait, that sounds a little scary, actually.”

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