Game Change

Lulu: “So I take it the guys in the suits are in this cabinet?”
Blue: “Yes they are. Say, are those cupcakes?”
Charlee: “You really like stalking people around kitchens, don’t you?”
Blue: “Well, you know, if something makes you famous, you stick with it.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Why is that nasty Blue still here? She’s obnoxious, she has too many teeth, all she ever does is talk about food, and she’s not even really a bird!”

Mouse: “I don’t know, why are you still here? You’re obnoxious, you have lots of teeth, all you ever do is talk about mealworms, and you’re not even really a cat.”
Lulu: “Well, I guess we should let them out …”
Producer Smurf: “Nooo! They’ll smurf away all my SmurfCoin!”
Mr. Nibbles: “But SmurfCoin is literally just something you and Poet Smurf made up.”
Producer Smurf: “You’re just jealous that you didn’t smurf any SmurfCoin when you smurfed the chance.”
Spicoli: “Dude, I thought you said they barricaded themselves in the cabinet. So what’s with the anti-Tucker lock on the handle?”
Blue: “I didn’t say they only barricaded themselves. I put the lock on so they couldn’t escape before we had a chance to eat them.”
Chaplin: “‘Eat them’? Are we allowed to do that?”
Charlee: “How did you operate the anti-Tucker lock when you don’t have thumbs?”
Blue: “I do have thumbs.”

Charlee, Chaplin, & Lulu: “You have thumbs???”
Blue: “Sure, don’t you? Hey if no one else wants those cupcakes, I’m going to open the package and eat them.”
Vermin: “Meow.”
Mouse: “Uh-huh.”

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