Put This Thumb To The Test

Mouse: “All right, the first test of your thumb functionality will be opening this can of dog food.”
Lulu: “Come on, Blue! You can do it!”
Producer Smurf: “I smurf thumbs too, you know, and no one is smurfing all over me about it.”
Spicoli: “No you don’t, dude. You have four fingers that all look the same. Besides, you never let go of your megaphone or your little book.”

Lulu: “Score!”
Mouse: “Your second test will be opening these cans of cat food.”
Charlee & Chaplin: “Come on, Blue! You can do it!”
Producer Smurf: “It’s not a little book, it’s my screenplay! And not all my fingers are the same! One of them is definitely a thumb!”
Spicoli: “Yeah? Which one is it?”

Charlee & Chaplin: “Score!”
Mouse: “Your third test will be texting the pet store to ask them to deliver more cans of food.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Make sure to order some cans of mealworms while your at it! Cats love mealworms!”
Producer Smurf: “It’s, ummm … Hang on, let me smurf about this for a minute.”
Spicoli: “Take your time, dude.”

Later …

Mouse: “Okay, Producer Smurf, your first test of thumb functionality will be to see if you can open the Chewy box that Blue ordered.”
Vermin: “HISSS! And hurry it up! Those mealworm cans aren’t going to open themselves!”
Producer Smurf: “But the box cutter is bigger than I am!”
Spicoli: “Thumbs are only useful if you can actually hold something with them, dude.”
Blue: “On my middle toe? It’s a six-inch retractable razor sharp claw. See, I don’t bother with a knife or box cutter, I just pop that claw out and cut right through the packing tape. It works on those annoying blister packs too.”
Lulu, Charlee, & Chaplin: “Oooh!”

11 thoughts on “Put This Thumb To The Test

  1. Ummm iss Blue a VeelocetyRapturr Charlee an Chaplin?? An iss hee safe to bee ’round??? Hee sure has sum clawss….alot of clawss…
    Those are NOT Santy Clawss!
    Yore Smurf dude iss smurfin bossy……an Vermin iss, you know, himself….MOL
    ***purrss*** BellaDharma an ❤ LadyMew


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