Mouse: “All right, so the reason I called this lunch meeting is to discuss what to do about this Blue character.”
Chaplin: “What do you mean?”
Spicoli: “What am I supposed to do with timothy hay?”
Mouse: “I mean, do we let her stick around? Or do we ask her to move along? What are your thoughts?”
Chaplin: “Why would we ask her to move along? It’s not like we have particularly high standards around here.”
Vermin: “HISSS! That’s for sure! You let any old riffraff in! Like that stoner dog and that obnoxious little blue man with the bullhorn!”
Mouse: “Be that as it may, you’ve got to consider the pros and cons of having a velociraptor around.”
Spicoli: “Dude. Are you seriously calling out the riffraff?”
Producer Smurf: “This isn’t a bullhorn. It’s a megaphone. If it were a bullhorn, it would be electric, amplified, and a lot louder.”
Chaplin: “Well, one pro is that she has thumbs. We wouldn’t have all this In-n-Out Burger and all the pet store goodies without her thumbs.”
Charlee: “And she has big scary teeth and claws. She can use them to protect us from intruders, since Lulu isn’t going to do it.”
Lulu: “I’m a lover, not a fighter. Besides, sometimes intruders give belly rubs.”
Mouse: “Okay, those are some arguments for letting her stay. What do the rest of you think?”
Producer Smurf: “Maybe I should smurf myself a bullhorn. Then everyone would have to smurf more attention to me.”
Blue: “What’s going on? Another meeting? I didn’t get the notice about this one either. Mouse, maybe you can fix my calendar subscription later. Anyway I would stay but there are a bunch of kids on bikes out front and I’m going to see if I can catch them. I hope you all enjoy the burgers. Back later!”
Mouse: “Yes, the thumbs are nice, but let’s not overlook the fact that there’s a non-zero chance Blue might get hungry some day and decide to eat us all.”
Mr. Nibbles: “Well, to be fair, I always thought there was a non-zero chance Tucker might do that, too.”
Producer Smurf: “CAN YOU ALL SMURF ME NOW?”
Spicoli: “Dude. Now look what you’ve done. Just look.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Yeah, that’s on me.”
The Oceanside Animals 
We hope there are enough kids in your neighborhood to keep Blue satisfied so she doesn’t turn on all of you…although if she ate Mr. Smurf we wouldn’t be sad. BOL!
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Everybody’s gone smurfin’!
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I’d keep him around. You may need protection some day… Plus – burgers.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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How about let him stay , but make him wear a muzzle. 🙂
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I say you keep Blue until 1/2 the kids in the neighborhood have gone missing…then throw her/him to the dogs…
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Oh, my…decisions, decisions…
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I hopes you all have alibi’s if Blue catches any of those shrunken peeps! BOL!
I say if you can keeps Blue away from the kiddos, keeps her around for the burgers!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
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WE READ YOU, LOUD AND CLEAR. But I think Chaplin has a good point. Thumbs are pretty valuable for stuffs. Don’t knock ’em just cause you never tried ’em.
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I would let her stay, you never know what she’s good for, but maybe you can give her some instructions😸Pawkisses for a Happy Week ahead to all of you🐾😽💞
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Hmmm…. What’s that saying – Keep your friends close, and your frenemies closer.
All the better to keep an eye on those ‘teeth’… Yikes!
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