Mouse: “All right, so the reason I called this lunch meeting is to discuss what to do about this Blue character.”
Chaplin: “What do you mean?”
Spicoli: “What am I supposed to do with timothy hay?”
Mouse: “I mean, do we let her stick around? Or do we ask her to move along? What are your thoughts?”
Chaplin: “Why would we ask her to move along? It’s not like we have particularly high standards around here.”
Vermin: “HISSS! That’s for sure! You let any old riffraff in! Like that stoner dog and that obnoxious little blue man with the bullhorn!”
Mouse: “Be that as it may, you’ve got to consider the pros and cons of having a velociraptor around.”
Spicoli: “Dude. Are you seriously calling out the riffraff?”
Producer Smurf: “This isn’t a bullhorn. It’s a megaphone. If it were a bullhorn, it would be electric, amplified, and a lot louder.”
Chaplin: “Well, one pro is that she has thumbs. We wouldn’t have all this In-n-Out Burger and all the pet store goodies without her thumbs.”
Charlee: “And she has big scary teeth and claws. She can use them to protect us from intruders, since Lulu isn’t going to do it.”
Lulu: “I’m a lover, not a fighter. Besides, sometimes intruders give belly rubs.”
Mouse: “Okay, those are some arguments for letting her stay. What do the rest of you think?”
Producer Smurf: “Maybe I should smurf myself a bullhorn. Then everyone would have to smurf more attention to me.”
Blue: “What’s going on? Another meeting? I didn’t get the notice about this one either. Mouse, maybe you can fix my calendar subscription later. Anyway I would stay but there are a bunch of kids on bikes out front and I’m going to see if I can catch them. I hope you all enjoy the burgers. Back later!”
Mouse: “Yes, the thumbs are nice, but let’s not overlook the fact that there’s a non-zero chance Blue might get hungry some day and decide to eat us all.”
Mr. Nibbles: “Well, to be fair, I always thought there was a non-zero chance Tucker might do that, too.”
Producer Smurf: “CAN YOU ALL SMURF ME NOW?”
Spicoli: “Dude. Now look what you’ve done. Just look.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Yeah, that’s on me.”
We hope there are enough kids in your neighborhood to keep Blue satisfied so she doesn’t turn on all of you…although if she ate Mr. Smurf we wouldn’t be sad. BOL!
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Everybody’s gone smurfin’!
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I’d keep him around. You may need protection some day… Plus – burgers.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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How about let him stay , but make him wear a muzzle. 🙂
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I say you keep Blue until 1/2 the kids in the neighborhood have gone missing…then throw her/him to the dogs…
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Oh, my…decisions, decisions…
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I hopes you all have alibi’s if Blue catches any of those shrunken peeps! BOL!
I say if you can keeps Blue away from the kiddos, keeps her around for the burgers!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
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WE READ YOU, LOUD AND CLEAR. But I think Chaplin has a good point. Thumbs are pretty valuable for stuffs. Don’t knock ’em just cause you never tried ’em.
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I would let her stay, you never know what she’s good for, but maybe you can give her some instructions😸Pawkisses for a Happy Week ahead to all of you🐾😽💞
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Hmmm…. What’s that saying – Keep your friends close, and your frenemies closer.
All the better to keep an eye on those ‘teeth’… Yikes!
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