Meat The New Furniture

Chaplin: “What are you doing with the iPad, Lulu?”
Lulu: “I’m just looking at patio furniture on the Twitter. I think we need to buy a set.”
Charlee: “Don’t Mama and Dada already have patio furniture?”
Lulu: “Yes, but this patio furniture is made out of meat.”

Chaplin: “Patio furniture made out of meat? That can’t be up to California fire code.”
Charlee: “Are you sure it’s made of meat? Wouldn’t that be guaranteed to attract flies?”
Lulu: “It’s absolutely 100% meat. It even includes a little sprig of parsley. Come look for yourselves.”

Lulu: “So what do you think?”
Chaplin: “I think we’re going shopping for patio furniture made of meat.”
Charlee: “Yay for clouds of flies to stare at!”

10 thoughts on “Meat The New Furniture

  1. Sometimes when you look at the pictures and don’t read the words, you could be confused, Lu. Maybe get somebody to read the caption to you. Otherwise make an appointment with the doggie dentist.

    Love and licks,


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