Pier What?

Chaplin: “So where do we have to go to get this meat-based patio furniture?”
Lulu: “I’m not sure, the picture didn’t say. I figure we can start at Pier One. They sell patio furniture.”
Charlee: “Makes sense. Should we take Dada’s car or the Magic Flying Coaster?”
Lulu: “Well, Dada’s car is kind of slow these days, and the Magic Flying Coaster has limited cargo capacity. But I have a plan.”

Soon …

GPS: “BING! Plotting a course for pier one.”
Lulu: “Are you guys sure you wouldn’t rather ride back here instead of out on the forks like a couple of crazy surfers?”
Charlee: “We’re cats. We’re all about living on the edge.”
Chaplin: “Can’t this thing go any higher?”

After a shockingly uneventful journey …

GPS: “BING! You have arrived at your destination.”
Lulu: “Hmm, I don’t see any patio furniture.”
Charlee: “Maybe they keep it on that big boat over there.”
Seagull: “Hey, buddy, can you spare a French fry?”
Chaplin: “If I had French fries, I would be eating them myself.”

10 thoughts on “Pier What?

  1. Mew mew mew Charlee an Chaplin yore wild Kittiess…livin on THE edge inndeed!
    Now to find THE Meet FURniture….
    Maybee try Structube. com…they have lotss of innterestin FURniture!
    ***purrss*** BellaDharma an ❤ LadyMew

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  2. That reminds me of the harbor with all its business when it was OK and even safe s=to right up to all the incoming freighters, etc…(I used to live in the port city of Halifax, NS.)

    You mighty need to hire out one of those crane things, I think the Meatz™ furniture might be rather heavy.

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