As The Crow Flies

Charlee: “Look how high up I am. I’m definitely winning!”

Charlee: “There’s a picture of a bird but no actual bird. Disappointing.”

Charlee: “This seems like a strange place for a rodent to be hanging out.”

Bugs Bunny: “Ehhh, what’s up, Doc?”
Charlee: “Oh hi Bugs. Hey, why aren’t you in the dungeon?”
Bugs Bunny: “I’m not always in the dungeon, Doc. Sometimes I’m out doing things that get me sent to the dungeon. So what did you climb way up here for?”
Charlee: “Well I’m a cat so I don’t really need a reason to climb, but some guy told me there was a rodent up here. Have you seen one?”
Bugs Bunny: “Can’t say as I have, Doc.”
Charlee: “How about patio furniture made of meat? That’s what we actually came here looking for.”
Bugs Bunny: “Patio furniture made of … Are you feeling all right, Doc?”

Charlee: “Oh, yes, I’m fine—I’m at just about the highest point of the ship! But what are you doing up here? I thought you liked to hang out in holes in the ground.”
Bugs Bunny: “The captain of this barge is a galoot who won’t tell anyone the wi-fi password, so I’m trying to find a spot where I can get a signal from one of the other boats. Or from that Starbucks over there on shore.”

Meanwhile …

Pirate Yosemite Sam: “No, I’m not going to give you the wi-fi password so you can FaceTime your friend and ask him to send chips! Does this look like a Starbucks?”
Chaplin: “It kind of does, yeah.”

6 thoughts on “As The Crow Flies

  1. Mew mew mew Bugs Bunny an Yosemite Sam DUE exist!!!!
    Mew mew mew……WOW!!!
    Guud luck gettin that Wi-Fi passwerd an findin THE meat furniture….are ypuss’ ‘sure’ yore inn THE rite area?????
    ***purrss*** BellaDharma an ❤ LadyMew (who sayss follow THE Crow!)

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