Why Fi?

Captain Yosemite Sam: “Listen, cat! Wi-Fi is a precious commodity! If I give out the password, there’ll be less wi-fi for m! And I’m the Captain, so I need all the wi-fi! Understand?”
Chaplin: “Not really. Maybe you could demonstrate it. Say, with a bowl of crackers?”

Captain Yosemite Sam: “Okay, you varmints! Now let’s say this bowl of crackers represents the shipboard wifi. As you can see, I am guarding all the crackers with my sword so no one can get any. That’s the wi-fi password.”
Chaplin: “‘Sword’ is the wi-fi password?”

Captain Yosemite Sam: “Consarn it, now I have to change the wi-fi passwords! Don’t you varmints touch my visual aid while I’m over here doing that!”
Chaplin: “We wouldn’t dream of it.”

Shortly thereafter …

Captain Yosemite Sam: “I thought I told you not to touch my visual aid!”
Chaplin: “We didn’t touch it. We just ate it.”
Seagull: “Shouldn’t have left your wi-fi access point open! Nope! Nope!”

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