Under Da Sea!

Captain Yosemite Sam: “Varmint! Give me that iPad so I can text someone to come help us.”
Seagull: “You can’t text from it! It’s not on the wi-fi! Not on the wi-fi!”
Sebastian: “Thppppppffft!”

Captain Yosemite Sam: “All right, varmint! I put in the wi-fi password and posted for help. Somebody will come to save us soon. But consarn it, this is humiliating!”
Seagull: “Tell them to bring food! Maybe fried clam strips!”
Sebastian: “Neener neener neener!”

Captain Yosemite Sam: “I called for a rescue, varmint, not for a Door Dash delivery!”
Seagull: “What’s the difference? No difference! No difference!”
Sebastian: “*** HURK ***”

Chaplin: “So, bad news. We’re not going to be getting crab legs after all.”
Seagull: “Boo! Terrible service! One star for you!”
Aquaman: “Meera! Melt some butter!”
Meera: “We live underwater, Arthur! How am I supposed to melt butter?”

8 thoughts on “Under Da Sea!

  1. Isn’t Aquaman about saving people and cats, seagulls, Sams, etc? And isn’t the image on his chest a guarantee against eating crabs? Nothing seems as it appears, me thinks!


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