0 of 10, Worthy of Disqualification

Mouse: “Why are you two sitting here staring at that giant hairball?”
Charlee: “We’re trying to figure out where it came from.”

Mouse: “What do you mean you’re trying to figure out where it came from? It’s a hairball. There are two possible sources for it and both of them are right here.”
Chaplin: “Not necessarily. It could be that some neighborhood cat sneaked into the house, threw up the hairball, and sneaked out again, leaving nobody the wiser.”
Mouse: “Oh come on. What’s more likely, that some rando cat broke in just to yack up a hairball on the tile, or that one of you …”

Mouse: “Whichever one of you did this is embarrassed because you yacked the hairball on the tile instead of the carpet, aren’t you?”
Chaplin: “It’s a serious breach of the Kitty Code of Conduct.”
Charlee: “Yeah, a cat could get their certification revoked over something like this.”

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