Mouse: “Why are you two sitting here staring at that giant hairball?”
Charlee: “We’re trying to figure out where it came from.”
Mouse: “What do you mean you’re trying to figure out where it came from? It’s a hairball. There are two possible sources for it and both of them are right here.”
Chaplin: “Not necessarily. It could be that some neighborhood cat sneaked into the house, threw up the hairball, and sneaked out again, leaving nobody the wiser.”
Mouse: “Oh come on. What’s more likely, that some rando cat broke in just to yack up a hairball on the tile, or that one of you …”
Mouse: “Whichever one of you did this is embarrassed because you yacked the hairball on the tile instead of the carpet, aren’t you?”
Chaplin: “It’s a serious breach of the Kitty Code of Conduct.”
Charlee: “Yeah, a cat could get their certification revoked over something like this.”
The Oceanside Animals 
We bet your parents were glad the hairball landed on the tile instead of the carpet. BOL!
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**APAWAA APAWSS** Mee nevurr yackss up on carpet…..,mee prefurrss FLOOR two…much easier fore Hu’manss to cleen up! An wee do not get hollered at! 😉
***purrss*** BellaDharma
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HAIRBALL!!! EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK!!!
TLC Cai-Cai
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AND the carpet was o-so-close!
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Your parents will get spoiled if you keep this up…
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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Yes, kitties always use the carpet- what happened?
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The carpet is the purr-purr way to expel/hurl such a nice gooey morsel…its in the kitty code of etiquette!
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We all seem to prefer the carpet to tile – we like seeing Mom have to use her muscles to clean:)
Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber
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Queen Nellie (may she rest in peace) ALWAYS managed to get her beezors in Mom’s slippers! That uis why she was the Queen!
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