Chaplin: “What are you two looking at?”
Lulu: “Apparently someone scuttled a container ship in the Port of San Diego and it’s causing all kinds of trade problems.”
Chaplin: “The Port of San Diego? Isn’t that where we just were?”
Charlee: “No. Repeat after me: We were at Pier 1 shopping for patio furniture.”
iPad: “BOOP! You have received a new blog feedback form submission.”
Lulu: “Wait, what? We have a blog feedback form?”
Charlee: “I guess we must!”
Lulu: “Huh. Too bad nobody ever uses it to like tell us we have a million dollars waiting in an unused bank account or something.”
Chaplin: “Remind us some time to show you Dennis’s old collection of emails from Nigerian princes and corrupt lawyers and whatnot.”
Charlee: “Well don’t leave us in suspense. Read the feedback to us!”
Feedback note: “I’m pretty sure you misspelled the word ‘faymus’ on your site. You might want to check out a site like SpellRadar.com or SiteCheck.com which have helped me with problems like this in the past.”
Chaplin: “Well that’s disappointing. I was hoping maybe a tuna company was going to offer us a sponsorship or something.”
Charlee: “Wow. ‘Faymus’? That’s the only word he is ‘pretty sure’ Dennis misspelled?”
Lulu: “Hmm, I guess it can’t hurt to run the old blog posts through these spell check sites and see what happens …”
Later …
Chaplin: “Now what are you two looking at?”
Lulu: “Apparently the entire Internet has ground to a halt because so much bandwidth is being used by SpellRadar and SiteCheck while they’re trying to spell check a web site.”
Chaplin: “SpellRadar and SiteCheck? Aren’t they where you just submitted Dennis’s old posts like that feedback suggested?”
Charlee: “No. Repeat after me: Feedback form? What feedback form? We don’t have any feedback form.”
When in doubt – deny. deny, deny. Always a safe bet.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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That really is a pretty typical response these days!
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Oh dear, maybe the sender was working for SpellRadar? Next time I hope you get feedback on the millions of dollars won on a lottery you’ve never played, Lulu 😆
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Some people think they are the spelling and grammar police.
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We think you all will be waiting a long time for all that spell checking to be finished. BOL!
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Someone with way too much time on their hands . . .
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Spellcheck ‘loved’ Khyraese – or should we be khalling that an ancient language?
H&K&W
Willow (for NAK’s Mom)
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Hilarious!😂🐱🐼
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Says a lot about the feedbacker!
Ooops, I thought I was making an obvious spelling mistake… Hahaha.. Seems I’m a better speller than I thought. 😂😂😂
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Somebody is spying on your blog, guys…yikes!
Your pet-speak is fine to us:)
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Ah! Ha! It was YOU GUYS and NOT the Nk’Mip and White Rock Lake fires that killed our internet!
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