Fox Mulder: “… and so, the recent revelations about UFOs fully vindicate my longstanding belief that—”
Ron Burgundy: “Sure sure, Mr. Mulder, but what is your opinion on cooking fish tacos in the break room microwave?”
Fox Mulder: “Well, first of all, it’s a category error to refer to it as ‘cooking’ a fish taco in the microwave. Most likely the perpetrator is merely heating up a fish taco that was previously cooked elsewhere.”
Ron Burgundy: “Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Important observation. And where do you suppose the fish taco had previously been cooked?”
Fox Mulder: “Good Lord, man, you’re in San Diego. You can’t swing a cat without hitting a place that makes fish tacos.”
Chaplin: “I object to this use of the offensive expression ‘swing a cat’.”
Producer Smurf: “Smurfing of cats, where did your sister go?”
Chaplin: “I don’t know, I wasn’t watching her. Maybe she went to Starbucks with Spicoli.”
Blue: “If this is going to take much longer, I’ll need another quarter for the parking meter.”
Ron Burgundy: “Is someone cooking fish in the microwave again?!”
9 thoughts on “Cooking With Magic”
Fish of any kind should not be allowed to be reheated at work. Period. #notcool
Love and licks,
Oh dear! It looks like Charlee and Blue might be in a bit of trouble. BOL!
We KNEW it had to be a cat! Who else would put fish in a microwave!? XOX Xena and Lucy
I just hope it’s not alien stew in the microwave!
Mew mew emw Cahrlee an Blue yore so funny…
Blue due you LIKE Fish??
What a grate adventure youss are on….
**purrss** BellaDharma an ((huggiess)) LadyMew
Ummmm, are you sharing Charlee??
Rosy and the Gang
O think cooking or heating fish is a crime- too stinky.
Oh, stinky fish!! Like stinky goodness?? Hmmm, nah, maybe not.
Those microwaves sure are magical, though. I like the Dutch term better, though…they call it a Magnetron!
Fish tacos were NOT allowed in the microwave where Mom used to work…Now we will discover why!