Cooking With Magic

Fox Mulder: “… and so, the recent revelations about UFOs fully vindicate my longstanding belief that—”
Ron Burgundy: “Sure sure, Mr. Mulder, but what is your opinion on cooking fish tacos in the break room microwave?”

Fox Mulder: “Well, first of all, it’s a category error to refer to it as ‘cooking’ a fish taco in the microwave. Most likely the perpetrator is merely heating up a fish taco that was previously cooked elsewhere.”
Ron Burgundy: “Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Important observation. And where do you suppose the fish taco had previously been cooked?”
Fox Mulder: “Good Lord, man, you’re in San Diego. You can’t swing a cat without hitting a place that makes fish tacos.”
Chaplin: “I object to this use of the offensive expression ‘swing a cat’.”
Producer Smurf: “Smurfing of cats, where did your sister go?”
Chaplin: “I don’t know, I wasn’t watching her. Maybe she went to Starbucks with Spicoli.”

Meanwhile …

Blue: “If this is going to take much longer, I’ll need another quarter for the parking meter.”
Ron Burgundy: “Is someone cooking fish in the microwave again?!”

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