Ron Burgundy: “So you’re the one who’s been cooking fish in the microwave!”
Charlee: “Well technically I’m just heating it up. It was cooked when we got it.”
Ron Burgundy: “Don’t try those Fox Mulder semantic games with me! Next you’ll be claiming it was aliens in UFOs!”
Ron Burgundy: “Don’t you know it’s Bring Your Child To Work Day? What kind of example are you setting, nuking fish when there are children around?”
Blue: “It’s Bring Your Child To Work Day? Hmm …”
Charlee: “Blue, we’ve discussed this, remember?”
Ron Burgundy: “Who are you? Do you even work here?”
Charlee: “Pfft, of course not. I’m a cat. I don’t work anywhere.”
Ron Burgundy: “Then why do you keep coming here and stinking up the break room by cook … heating up fish?”
Charlee: “If I het up fish at home, Chaplin will try to steal it. But this is the first time I’ve ever been here. I got the idea from your news broadcast.”
Ron Burgundy: “Well if you don’t work here, you certainly can’t cook fish here. I’m getting security.”
Charlee: “That guy sure is crabby. I guess we should take the fish tacos and go.”
Blue: “Okay. Maybe I’ll just take a walk through the office and grab a snack for the trip home.”
Charlee: “No eating people, Blue!”
Shortly thereafter …
Ron Burgundy: “I’m telling you, it was a talking cat and some kind of weird giant feathered lizard! They were eating fish tacos!”
Security Guard: “Sure they were, Mr. Burgundy. Sure they were.”
Later …
Ron Burgundy: “NOW who’s cooking fish?!”
The Oceanside Animals 
Fish heads fish heads HEAT a bowl up!
H&K&W,
Willow
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FISH HEADS!!! I WANT SOME!!! TLC Cai-Cai
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Ya should have tried the drive though window!
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I had the X-Files theme tune running through my head the whole way. Fish in the microwave though, that’ll stink forever!
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Blerg. No fish at work!
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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Time to get some Odor Bully:)
Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber
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That was funny. 🙂
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Mmmmm…Rubios fish tacos…Mmmmmmm
xoxo,
Jakey and the Gang
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Too much fishy stuff going on…LOL!
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BOL!!! Ma is nauseous just thinkin’ abouts fishie tacos!!! 🤢 I on the other paw, would LOOOOOVES some!!!! I’ll be right overs! Any chance that grey dude will share???
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
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MOL!!! LOL!!!! THE truth is out there…or inn THE Microwave, mew mew mew…..
Grate story Charlee an Chaplin an Blue!
**purrss** BellaDharma an ((huggiess)) LadyMew
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See what happens when you publicize a good thing, Mr. Burgundy? Everyone across the universe will be coming there to heat up their fish tacos! Sure wish we had some… XOX Xena and Lucy
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