Lulu: “I found this pile of feathers in the yard. No sign of the bird it came from.”
Vermin: “HISSS! That’s why you dragged us into a meeting? Because of some stupid feathers?”
Lulu: “Yes. We need to find out where they came from. If someone is blowing up birds in the backyard, we should know who.”
Vermin: “HISSS! You’re the one with feathers all over your face! It was probably you!”
Spicoli: “Oh, they’re feathers? That’s a relief! I thought you cut yourself shaving a bunch of times or something.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Crazy stoner dog! Why would she cut herself shaving? She hasn’t got a beard!”
Spicoli: “Indeed she does not. Because she shaves it off. QED, dude.”
Mouse: “I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Vermin’s right, you do have feathers all over your nose.”
Lulu: “The feathers stuck to my nose while I was sniffing them. I wasn’t involved in the initial crime.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Hear that? The mouse said I’m right! I’m officially the smartest one in the room!”
Mouse: “Spicoli, do you even know what ‘QED’ stands for?”
Spicoli: “Sure. It stands for ‘Quit Explaining, Dude’.”
Producer Smurf: “Look, you’re all smurfing the obvious culprits. We have two bird-obsessed cats smurfing right over there.”
Chaplin: “It wasn’t us. We spend a lot of time staring at birds, but we haven’t actually caught one yet.”
Charlee: “We could catch one, though, if Mama and Dada would ever let us go outside to hunt.”
Mr. Nibbles: “I think if you went outside, friend Hipsters, you would probably just get scared and run back in the house.”
Charlee: “What are you talking about? We go out on adventures all the time.”
Mr. Nibbles: “Those are adventures. Going out in the real world is a whole different matter.”
Blue: “So it was just feathers? Not even a delicious bone to crunch? You must have been very disappointed.”
Lulu: “I seem to have lost control of this meeting …”
10 thoughts on “Whorunit Whodunit?”
It would seem that the meeting was something of a success
We don’t think you’ll ever figure out the mystery of the feathers with this bunch helping you, Lulu.
The Mystery deepens and it seems you are alone in solving it.
I have confidence you’ll figure it out on your own, Lulu; I don’t think you’ll get much help from the group though.
Wee agree Lulu…..did try to run a guud meetin! RATSS! (No offence to Mouse!)
I wunder if you will efurr find out who those featherss beelonged to???
Wee find clumpss of featherss here butt nothing else…..iss so weerd!
***purrss*** BellaDharma an ((huggiess)) LadyMew
So, wait a minute, whodunit???
Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber
I’d say you were caught red nosed, Lulu, except I knows you didn’t do it. You have a traitor in the midst. Unless it was an intruder taking revenge on birds (probably something about being pooped on years ago and his emotional psyche never quite got over it)…. dun dun duuuuuuuun!
I was sure they came for that pillow that Lulu mentioned!
The cats are definitely innocent- the smurf did it.
If it was our yard, WE KNOW who the bird slayer is (Marv points at Jo Jo).