Outside Investigations

Lulu: “All right, if everyone is through arguing and pointing paws at each other, I need to put together a team to investigate who ate the bird, stipulating that it wasn’t me or one of the cats.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Letting yourself and the nasty cats off the hook up front? I smell a coverup!”

Lulu: “I’m just saying, the cats and I all have alibis. I found the crime scene, and they were together in the house.”
Mouse: “If you say it wasn’t you, I believe you, but being the one to find a crime scene does not constitute an alibi. And I doubt anyone would expect the Hipsters to testify against each other.”
Chaplin: “That’s right. We Hipsters are 100% loyal to each other, aren’t we, Charlee?”
Spicoli: “See? Patchouli. In a jar. That’s all you smell.”

Lulu: “Well, then, if we haven’t got alibis and we’re all suspects, how can we conduct the investigation?”
Producer Surf: “Clearly we need to surf in outside assistance. Fortunately I smurf just the person we can smurf.”
Spicoli: “This is the Alice in Wonderland caterpillar incense burner I like to use to burn my patchouli.”
Chaplin: “Right, Charlee?”

Momentarily …

Horatio Caine: “You animals called for a crime scene investigator?”
Producer Smurf: “Wow, he smurfed here fast.”
Lulu: “Do you really think this is an appropriate job for a leprechaun?”
Spicoli: “This is my bottle of patchouli-flavored Binaca …”
Vermin: “HISSS! Ewwww!”
Mr. Nibbles: “You might want to quit while you’re ahead, friend Spicoli.”
Chaplin: “We Hipsters love each other and would never ever sell each other out, right Charlee? Right?”
Blue: “Awkward.”

8 thoughts on “Outside Investigations

  1. CSI needs to start playing bad cope to get these Hipsters to turn on each other. But wait, how do we know the birdie’s been murdered? There are feathers but no body. Maybe this was a misdirect, birdie faking his own death..??

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  2. Lulu, you really need to get Dada to do something about that feathery snooter you have:)

    If there were feathers in our yard, we KNOW it would have been the treerats!!!

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber

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  3. Might I suggest cleaning the feathers off your nose before you continue the investigation? I would call Detective Bosch- he is really good.

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