Chaplin: “What’s that smell?”
Charlee: “I’m not sure but I think it’s coming from outside.”
Lulu: “Hey, guys, can you undo the latch on the door? Horatio here has a few questions for you.”
Chaplin: “You can ask your questions from over there, thanks.”
Charlee: “Yeah, don’t bring that stench in here.”
Horatio Caine: “So you cats don’t like the smell of flamingos? Is that because of the guilt you feel over what you did to the bird in the backyard? MURDERERS!”
Charlee: “No, it’s because we don’t want to get a contact stink off you. Then Mama will try to give us baths, just like Lulu is going to get a bath.”
Chaplin: “And what is this ‘guilt’ of which you speak?”
Lulu: “A bath? I don’t want a bath! I don’t need a bath! I have magic furs that never get dirty or stinky! Mama and Dada both say so!”
Chaplin: “You probably should have thought of that before you rolled around in … what did you say it was? Flamingo poop?”
Charlee: “Yeah, you might have magic furs, Lulu, but magic only gets you so far. You didn’t see Gandalf marching right up to Sauran and smacking him in the face.”
Lulu: “Aaaiiiieeee! Not a bath!”
Horatio Caine: “Lulu! Pull yourself together! This is a murder investigation! Things get dirty! And you didn’t see me freaking out over my bubble bath!”
Troll: “Technically, Sauron didn’t have a body by the events of ‘Lord of the Rings’, so Gandalf couldn’t have smacked him in the face and your analogy makes no sense.”
Producer Smurf: “Nice going, Charlee. Now the pedantic trolls have smurfed up.”
Charlee: “My bad.”
Mr. Nibbles: “Did I hear something about a bath? If that Horatio guy starts talking about a scrub brush, I suggest making yourself scarce.”
Chaplin: “I’m still having a good chuckle over his ‘the guilt you cats feel’ remark.”
11 thoughts on “CSI: The Cats”
A CSI bath really does sound scary!
I wish I had magic furs that never get dirty or stinky….
Love and licks,
Yep…cats…guilt…They should never be used together!
Good luck with the bath thing Lulu!!
Rosy and the Gang
Lulu, you have magic furs?? Tell us your secret, please.
All this talk about baths …we are going to vamoose…see ya!
I take back what I said about the smurf- the troll did it.
We think we have those same magic furs, Lulu, but Mom says we need a bath to get rid of all that undercoat:(
Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber
Hahaha…. Will the kitties get the best of HC? Will Lulu get a bath?
Oh my; I am on the edge of my seat. Best serial I’ve watched errr read in years!!!
Surely a little body spray will do the trick, Lulu. No bath for you then because it’ll help keep Mama and Dada off your vanilla-scented trail!
Mew mew mew ‘contact stink’….Charlee an Chaplin youss’ crack us up!! Lulu sorry ’bout yore luck…have a nice bubbley bath!
***purrss*** BellaDharma an ))hugss)) BellaSita
I rolled and I got bathed, too, Lulu. Thankfully, it wasn’t in flamingo doo doo. XOX Xena