Producer Smurf: “Lulu! Smurf out from behind the glider! Everysmurf’s smurfing in the smurf room to smurf the conclusion of the smurfvestigation! And more importantly, to smurf my smurfumentary about it!”
Lulu: “How did you know I was hiding back here?”
Producer Smurf: “I can smurf the big green cloud of flamingo stink!”
Lulu: “Well, I’m not coming out until the stink fades. I don’t want a bath!”
Producer Smurf: “It’ll be fine. Look, I’ll smurf you with this Febreze and it’ll totally make the stink disappear. Nobody will ever know you were rolling around in flamingo poop.”
Lulu: “Are you sure?”
Producer Smurf: “Oh, yeah, this is extra-smurfy Febreze. It’ll take out any odor.”
Lulu: “All right, I’ll give it a try.”
Producer Smurf: “Okay, just smurf still for a minute …”
Producer Smurf: “There, now isn’t that ever so much smurfier?”
Lulu: “Well, not from my perspective, but Mama and Dada are not connoisseurs of odor like I am.”
Spicoli: “Dude, we need you in the meeting, that Horatio guy is eating all the doughn … Hey, is that my bottle of extra-strength Febreze?”
8 thoughts on “CSI: Avoiding A Bath”
Ooohhh…. Bath avoided for now, Lulu… Good Luck!
Pheeeweeee, you need hardcore Febreze for that!
Good job! Usually avoiding a bath is mission impawsible!
Bath day is the worst. The extra strength Febreze should do the trick. ….for now.
Love and licks,
We’re glad you smell better so you won’t need a bath, Lulu.
For sure bath avoidnace is a must for us pups, BOL!
OMD, NOW what do you smell like? We’re betting you get blindsided with a bath anyhow, Lulu. Run! XOX Lucy and Xena
If Flamingo poop smells as bad as Bear poop, then Lulu, you WILL get a bath! Cinnamon rolled in Bear poop in the backyard when Mom let her out after she got home from the voting polls at 11 pm on Monday. Mom had to give her a bath and now she smells like lavender. NONE of us are amused. Does the green cloud stain?