Horatio Caine: “… And so, after interviewing everyone here, I’ve been unable to find a viable suspect in the case of the mysterious pile of feathers. Most likely the crime was perpetrated by an outside agent, like a hawk or a jabberwock or a vicious knid. Any questions?”
Spicoli: “I have a question, dude. Where’d you get those shades? You never did tell me.”
Charlee: “How many kinds of knids are there? Are they all vicious or only some of them?”
Horation Cane: “Any questions about the case?“
Lulu: “All right, everyone, thanks for your cooperation during this investigation. Sorry we couldn’t find the culprit—”
Producer Smurf: “Smurf on just a minute! We’re not done here yet! I’ve still got to present my true-crime smurfumentary! It’s going to smurf all the awards, you’ll see!”
Vermin: “HISSS! Boo! Nasty smurf! Not a documentary! Documentaries are soooo boring!”
But, despite Vermin’s protestations …
Vermin: “HISSS! Boring!!!”
Vermin: “HISSS! Still boring!”
Producer Smurf (on video): “Thanks for smurfing to appear in my new smurfumentary ‘Things Cats Smurf to Stare At’. My assistant Jokey Smurf has your payment in that gift box.”
Mourning Dove (on video): “Ooh! What’s in the box? Is it yummy bird seed?”
Producer Smurf: “Uhh, wait, this part isn’t supposed to smurf in the final cut of the video …”
Jokey Smurf (on video): “Whoops.”
Producer Smurf (on video): “All right, I guess we’re doing a true crime smurfumentary instead. We just have to smurf the feathers with Febreze so that Lulu can’t smurf that we were ever here.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Ha ha ha ha! I stand corrected! Best documentary ever!”
Lulu: “As I was saying, the investigation determined that Producer Smurf blew up the bird …”
Producer Smurf: “Not smurfy! Not smurfy at all! Somebody has clearly smurfed a deepfake of me and Jokey Smurf blowing up some stupid mourning dove!”
Chaplin: “Aww, I wanted to see the things that cats like to stare at.”
10 thoughts on “CSI: The Denouement”
Jabberwock fur sure!
Just go ask Alice –
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Now I’m starting to worry, there was a mysterious pile of feathers outside this morning!
Another case solved!! Lulu…you should have your own private eye, detective business!
Arty and the Gang
And that as the saying goes…is THAT!
Mystery solved! We never would have guessed that ending.
A ‘horror’ movie!! Who would have guessed?
Just when you thought you’d smurfed away with it, you were caught red handed & covered in feathers!
We think that’s called “self-incrimination.” Case solved. XOX Lucy and Xena
We are so glad that you got to the heart of the matter! And did Lulu get a bath?
Wee allwayss mew THE Smurf was shady!!!!
**purrss** BellaDharma an ((hugss)) BellaSita